"I admit nothing, except your basic foolishness." -- Stephen King, don't remember which book.
Ooh! Ooh! Good thing I'm here then, isn't it.
The Long Walk. I would bet cash money Stebbins was involved in that conversation.
Edit: Dang, that's what happens when I don't read the rest of the thread. Nice going, J.R.
I will put out that I remembered the quote sans google-fu, and I still look less silly than several of our yinzers here.