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weaklink75

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« on: March 12, 2008, 02:06:08 PM »
« Last Edit: March 12, 2008, 02:06:49 PM by weaklink75 »

chris319

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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 02:31:15 PM »
Now's his chance to revise history while he still can.

I wonder if Chris Mann's tell-all will come out before Barker's.
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dzinkin

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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 02:35:53 PM »
Taking a cue from Throw Momma From the Train, proposed title:

One Hundred Women I Tried to F**k

chris319

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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 03:07:19 PM »
One Hundred Women I Fired, With a Few Men Thrown In

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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 03:08:28 PM »
[quote name=\'dzinkin\' post=\'181092\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 11:35 AM\']
One Hundred Women I Tried to F**k
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"It's a....coffee table book."
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chris319

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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 03:26:19 PM »
Truth and Consequences

Think about it.

tpirfan28

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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 03:29:12 PM »
[quote name=\'chris319\' post=\'181101\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 03:26 PM\']
Truth and Consequences
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I like your thinking.  Perfect title!
When you're at the grocery game and you hear the beep, think of all the fun you could have at "Crazy Rachel's Checkout Counter!"

jmangin

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 03:38:11 PM »
How many chapters will be devoted to Yolanda?  I can't wait to read that story.

dale_grass

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2008, 03:44:04 PM »
"The Price Was Right: She Came On Down, and They Came On Out"

\That sounds dirtier than it was meant to sound.

tyshaun1

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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2008, 04:09:33 PM »
[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'181106\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 03:44 PM\']
"The Price Was Right: She Came On Down, and They Came On Out"

\That sounds dirtier than it was meant to sound.
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Perfect chapter title for the Dian years.

Tyshaun

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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2008, 04:11:26 PM »
[quote name=\'tyshaun1\' post=\'181109\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 03:09 PM\']
[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'181106\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 03:44 PM\']
"The Price Was Right: She Came On Down, and They Came On Out"

\That sounds dirtier than it was meant to sound.
[/quote]
Perfect chapter title for the Dian years.
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..and for the chapter on the media fallout aftermath:  "Spayed and Neutered".

TenPoundHammer

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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2008, 04:36:28 PM »
[quote name=\'lobster\' post=\'181110\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 04:11 PM\']
[quote name=\'tyshaun1\' post=\'181109\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 03:09 PM\']
[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'181106\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 03:44 PM\']
"The Price Was Right: She Came On Down, and They Came On Out"

\That sounds dirtier than it was meant to sound.
[/quote]
Perfect chapter title for the Dian years.
[/quote]

..and for the chapter on the media fallout aftermath:  "Spayed and Neutered".
[/quote]

Lobster gets the $10,000 whoop whoops for this. That was epic win.

/would think of his own title, but knows that anything he types would get losing horned

uncamark

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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2008, 05:06:18 PM »
Isn't Keith Olbermann's current book called "Truth and Consequences?"

tpirfan28

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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2008, 05:23:36 PM »
Lots of books have been recently.  I don't see why Barker couldn't name it that, with a little subtitle, maybe "My Life With A Plinko Stick" or something like that.  :)

Amazon link
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2008, 05:47:34 PM »
[quote name=\'TenPoundHammer\' post=\'181113\' date=\'Mar 12 2008, 03:36 PM\']Lobster gets the $10,000 whoop whoops for this. That was epic win.

/would think of his own title, but knows that anything he types would get losing horned
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