Dirty Rotten Scandals - TPIR - March 18 on E!

[Mr. Brown]

The executor of his estate could bring it. Presumably the NDA binds all of his heirs, etc.

You're a lawyer.  Please tell me how this is not considered an onerous agreement.

No.

[cmjb13]

Does Kathleen talk much about Paul Alter in her book?

Mentions him a few times, but nothing elaborate

[cmjb13]

And now, The Motion Picture!

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/the-price-is-right-models-battle-bob-barker-movie-1236558051

This will be another chance for the LFAT gang to lose their collective minds, since a fictional BASED-on-a-true-story screenplay can take far greater liberties with the truth.

Well if they decide on a nude scene, they have 2 options...

Dian Parkinson posing for Playboy or Barker on all fours whimpering like a puppy in heat.

[Mr. Brown]

Dian Parkinson posing for Playboy or Barker on all fours whimpering like a puppy in heat.

Good lord, don't remind me. I read that one time which was enough for the rest of my life.

[cmjb13]

Dian Parkinson posing for Playboy or Barker on all fours whimpering like a puppy in heat.

Good lord, don't remind me. I read that one time which was enough for the rest of my life.

Dian's quote doesn't explicitly mention him being naked doing this, though it could be implied

Just picture him doing this fully clothed,. Less trauma

[inturnaround]

Good lord, don't remind me. I read that one time which was enough for the rest of my life.

A reminder to help control the brainworm propagation, have your host spayed or neutered.

[SamPrainito]

Let's just assume for a moment this would be a major motion picture, and not an independent film.  Who would you cast?

Here's how I picture it...Emma Stone as Holly Hallstrom, Margot Robbie as Dian Parkinson, and because there would need to be some comic relief, Frank Caliendo as Rod Roddy.

For Barker, I have two ideas.  First, Tom Hanks.  He has a history of playing famous people (Walt Disney, Mister Rogers), and since he played Sully Sullenberger, we know he'd look good in a white wig!

Otherwise, how about Walton Coggins?  He's played two game shows host before (Peter Tomarken and Baby Billy!) and he'd bring the right amount of....sleaze to the role that this production would probably be aiming for.

Any other suggestions are welcome!

[SamJ93]

How about Patrick Fabian from Better Call Saul as Bob? He has the same type of authoritative, deliberate speaking cadence, could easily add the right amount of sleazy charm, and even has a pretty close physical resemblance as well.

[Jeremy Nelson]

How about Patrick Fabian from Better Call Saul as Bob? He has the same type of authoritative, deliberate speaking cadence, could easily add the right amount of sleazy charm, and even has a pretty close physical resemblance as well.

Honestly I’d also consider Bob Odenkirk as well.

Well if they decide on a nude scene, they have 2 options...

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