Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Author Topic: Todd Newton to host Miss USA  (Read 11670 times)

Matt Ottinger

  • Member
  • Posts: 12858
Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« on: July 08, 2015, 04:09:21 PM »
After a long series of setbacks for the pageant thanks to Donald Trump's unfortunate statements, including the defection of no less than FIVE earlier co-hosts, Todd "I'm not sure I can say no" Newton will co-host the pageant along with a former Miss Wisconsin-USA.  It will air on Reelz.  Good luck with finding that.

http://www.eonline.com/news/674078/miss-usa-hires-replacement-hosts-todd-newton-and-alex-wehrley-amid-backlash-over-donald-trump-s-comments
This has been another installment of Matt Ottinger's Masters of the Obvious.
Stay tuned for all the obsessive-compulsive fun of Words Have Meanings.

weaklink75

  • Member
  • Posts: 1902
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2015, 04:57:12 PM »
I'm just hoping Todd doesn't get any blowback from taking this gig...It's not the Miss USA organizers fault, but anything associated with Trump is pretty much toxic right now..

Thunder

  • Member
  • Posts: 1054
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2015, 11:45:38 PM »
That promotional photo of Todd Newton is um... creepy.


clemon79

  • Member
  • Posts: 27561
  • Director of Suck Consolidation
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2015, 01:01:53 AM »


This man is primed for the role of Glenn Quagmire in the Family Guy live-action movie.
Chris Lemon, King Fool, Director of Suck Consolidation
http://fredsmythe.com
Email: clemon79@outlook.com  |  Skype: FredSmythe

PYLdude

  • Member
  • Posts: 8228
  • Still crazy after all these years.
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2015, 01:32:44 AM »
I get more "homeless Jack Nicholson" vibe, but hey. :)
I suppose you can still learn stuff on TLC, though it would be more in the Goofus & Gallant sense, that is (don't do what these parents did)"- Travis Eberle, 2012

“We’re game show fans. ‘Weird’ comes with the territory.” - Matt Ottinger, 2022

TLEberle

  • Member
  • Posts: 15597
  • Rules Constable
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 01:36:16 AM »
This man is primed for the role of Glenn Quagmire in the Family Guy live-action movie.
I was trying to come up with something about the runners-up winning a trip to his VW Bus without unduly defaming a guy who I generally like. Your way was much better and also very funny.
Travis L. Eberle

BrandonFG

  • Member
  • Posts: 18206
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 01:55:47 AM »
I get more "homeless Jack Nicholson" vibe, but hey. :)
I see young Billy Bob Thornton...primarily Bad Santa, where he was especially sketchy. :P

/Still a great movie though
"I just wanna give a shoutout to my homies in their late-30s who are watching this on Paramount+ right now, cause they couldn't stay up late enough to watch it live!"

Now celebrating his 21st season on GSF!

PYLdude

  • Member
  • Posts: 8228
  • Still crazy after all these years.
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2015, 02:07:19 AM »
It just goes to show that we're not always our best when it comes to getting pics taken. ;)

There's one of me where I look about as close to the "Forever Alone" meme guy as you can get.
I suppose you can still learn stuff on TLC, though it would be more in the Goofus & Gallant sense, that is (don't do what these parents did)"- Travis Eberle, 2012

“We’re game show fans. ‘Weird’ comes with the territory.” - Matt Ottinger, 2022

TLEberle

  • Member
  • Posts: 15597
  • Rules Constable
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2015, 02:15:39 AM »
It just goes to show that we're not always our best when it comes to getting pics taken. ;)
This is why by rule I don't tag myself in pictures, don't share pictures outside my social circle and generally bristle at photos where I'm to be the star.
Travis L. Eberle

Matt Ottinger

  • Member
  • Posts: 12858
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2015, 11:04:05 AM »
It just goes to show that we're not always our best when it comes to getting pics taken. ;)

Still, you'd like to think a professional photographer would make sure he got a good shot.  I'm going to guess he had more than one opportunity.

/Giggity.
This has been another installment of Matt Ottinger's Masters of the Obvious.
Stay tuned for all the obsessive-compulsive fun of Words Have Meanings.

urbanpreppie05

  • Member
  • Posts: 808
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2015, 12:07:34 PM »
I think Mr. Newton is trying a new look.

Try, try, again.
insert signature here

johnnya2k3

  • Member
  • Posts: 686
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2015, 01:02:09 PM »
What, was Bob Goen unavailable (he used to host Miss USA some 20 years ago when it was still on CBS)?

clemon79

  • Member
  • Posts: 27561
  • Director of Suck Consolidation
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2015, 04:10:09 PM »
How about Pat O'Brien? That guy's great.
Chris Lemon, King Fool, Director of Suck Consolidation
http://fredsmythe.com
Email: clemon79@outlook.com  |  Skype: FredSmythe

Thunder

  • Member
  • Posts: 1054
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2015, 04:32:16 PM »
What, was Bob Goen unavailable (he used to host Miss USA some 20 years ago when it was still on CBS)?

I don't think you get it.

oaklandfan2kx

  • Member
  • Posts: 95
Re: Todd Newton to host Miss USA
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2015, 04:49:20 PM »
I think Todd Newton could work as a good host for Miss USA, If he's good then I hope CBS will get the rights to the MUO and Maybe Todd can host a revival of PYL.