Author Topic: Barker special (Read 7216 times)

Jumpondees · « **Reply #30 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:44:37 PM »

[quote name=\'MikeK\' post=\'152364\' date=\'May 15 2007, 08:41 PM\']
[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'152332\' date=\'May 15 2007, 03:55 PM\']
[quote name=\'GSFan\' post=\'152331\' date=\'May 15 2007, 12:43 PM\']
I had no idea that Bob Barker was carrying around such disdain for the women he used to work with.
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Actually, I'm pretty sure he left at least a little of that disdain on their blouses.
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Some of disdain and some of dat stain.
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And if the CSI's ever came in with the black light to Check-Out the blouses, good ol' Professor Price would never be able to Cover Up his Barker's Markers

Does this qualify me to sit in the same row with the rest of the group?

BrandonFG · « **Reply #31 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:51:32 PM »

[quote name=\'Jumpondees\' post=\'152497\' date=\'May 16 2007, 09:44 PM\']
And if the CSI's ever came in with the black light, they'd be sure to find Barker's Markers

Does this qualify me to sit in the same row with the rest of the group?
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No more calls.

comicus · « **Reply #32 on:** May 16, 2007, 10:15:17 PM »

Hehe... it's funny cuz they had sex.

/got nothin'

saussage · « **Reply #33 on:** May 16, 2007, 11:20:29 PM »

[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'152390\' date=\'May 15 2007, 11:40 PM\']
Bob really loved it when they shouted "Hit Me!" There'd be the Temptation to do a Squeeze Play on their Bonkers. The most fun was at a Swap Meet, where he'd do a Switcheroo. The hostess at the Swap Meet told the white-haired Joker, "Make Your Move." Luckily, she was a Push Over. There were some Hurdles, but ol' Bob decided to Line 'em Up and Let 'em Roll. It was as Eazy as 1-2-3. Bob took all Ten Chances with the hostess, but she finally cried "That's Too Much!" and decided to Cover Up. As Bob left the party, he tried to get Any Number he could from the other guests, but some would Flip Flop. He eventually decided to Stack the Deck and Take Two. (Oh, and did I mention the gardener's name was Golden Road Plinko?)
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You have way too much time on your hands. Ah heck, good one! (other than the Gardener's name... sheesh!)

But Bob gave a stranger a Bump out of desperation before he decided to Check Out and leave the party and wanted her to take 1/2 Off. She then proceeded to Cover Up after she told Bob that it was going to cost him but then he told her That's Too Much! Bob later thought that was a dumb move since he only had some Pocket Change and a Blank Check!

clemon79 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 16, 2007, 11:22:12 PM »

Yeah, I was pretty sure this was exactly where this thread was going.

(Retire already, Barker.)

MSTieScott · « **Reply #35 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:00:35 PM »

[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'152506\' date=\'May 16 2007, 10:22 PM\'](Retire already, Barker.)[/quote]
That won't help -- it'll just give everybody new source material for their puns.

"It took Dave Price Ten Chances, nearly driving him Bonkers, but on a recent episode of 'The Early Show,' he was able to Step Up and hit the Bullseye in correctly predicting the Shower Game."

And so on.

--
Scott Robinson

clemon79 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:14:19 PM »

[quote name=\'MSTieScott\' post=\'152533\' date=\'May 17 2007, 11:00 AM\']
[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'152506\' date=\'May 16 2007, 10:22 PM\'](Retire already, Barker.)[/quote]
That won't help -- it'll just give everybody new source material for their puns.

"It took Dave Price Ten Chances, nearly driving him Bonkers, but on a recent episode of 'The Early Show,' he was able to Step Up and hit the Bullseye in correctly predicting the Shower Game."

And so on.
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Good point. Can the show already, then. Whatever it takes.

dzinkin · « **Reply #37 on:** May 17, 2007, 02:32:35 PM »

[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'152536\' date=\'May 17 2007, 02:14 PM\']
[quote name=\'MSTieScott\' post=\'152533\' date=\'May 17 2007, 11:00 AM\']
[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'152506\' date=\'May 16 2007, 10:22 PM\'](Retire already, Barker.)[/quote]
That won't help -- it'll just give everybody new source material for their puns.
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Good point. Can the show already, then. Whatever it takes.
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Still wouldn't work. They'll just use another show in its place.

Remember... in one of the many Yahoo groups we've ridiculed, there's a guy who thinks that all he has to do to make something a good pun is to say "rimshot" after it. So it could be worse. :-)

chad1m · « **Reply #38 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:07:09 PM »

Quick question: Will tonight's special involve any gameplay?

tpirfan28 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:09:55 PM »

[quote name=\'chad1m\' post=\'152576\' date=\'May 17 2007, 07:07 PM\']
Quick question: Will tonight's special involve any gameplay?
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Three games, one of which is Plinko (it's not a spolier...it's been all over the promos), and a Showcase, I'd presume.

Author Topic: Barker special (Read 7216 times)

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