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Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: alfonzos on November 01, 2005, 03:07:59 PM
You will need 10 ten-sided dice, a screen to put between two players, two decks of standard playing cards with different backs, familiarity with the rules of the game.

The person who has control of the "question" gets six dice while the other gets four dice. Both players roll their dice behind their side of the screen so the other player can not see what numbers were rolled. The player who rolled the six dice dice guesses what the number will be when all ten dice are totalled. The other player guesses whether that guess should be "higher" or "lower." The values of the dice are totalled and the winner gets control of the cards.

Play proceeds as per the standard game.

Perhaps a variant where a player who has revealed more cards gets more dice. For example: the red player has the freeze bar at the fourth card whereas the blue player has the freeze bar on the second card. The red player rolls seven dice getting a two dice advantage for every extra card revealed.

Do you think this is a worthy game? Opinions please.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Matt Ottinger on November 01, 2005, 03:15:50 PM
It certainly works, and if all you're worried about is the sheer mechanics of playing the game, it's as good a way as any of getting right to the cards.  Still, part of the charm of the actual game is the human element of turning the questions around in your head and figuring out the survey questions.  The Endless game has a perfectly serviceable book of those, and it's at least as easy to find as ten-sided dice would be.

This is similar to efforts to convert TPIR to home play.  There are those (including some earlier manufacturers) who would be perfectly content to generate "prices" randomly and have the pricing games be purely strategy and chance, but the game isn't the same unless you're actually trying to figure out real prices.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: sshuffield70 on November 01, 2005, 03:48:39 PM
Personally, I wouldn't use the dice element.  Matt is right in that part of the charm of the game are the human interest questions.  I don't use the Endless book.  I use another web source for my version.  And it's worked out very well for me.

In case anyone is wondering, I can't reveal the source since the game is active.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 01, 2005, 04:00:31 PM
[quote name=\'sshuffield70\' date=\'Nov 1 2005, 12:48 PM\']Personally, I wouldn't use the dice element.  Matt is right in that part of the charm of the game are the human interest questions.  I don't use the Endless book.  I use another web source for my version.  And it's worked out very well for me.

In case anyone is wondering, I can't reveal the source since the game is active.
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Here's my problem with the dice system: When it's my turn to guess the sum, I'm simply going to sum up the dice I've rolled and add 4.5 (5.5 if the OP is counting the 0's as 10's) for each of the four dice I don't know about. Or I might just guess a flat 45 or 55. If you take out the "human nature" element, then my aim is to make the higher/lower thing as close to a 50/50 shot as I can.

So, once that part of the game is "solved", you might as well just flip a coin.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: GS Warehouse on November 01, 2005, 04:46:46 PM
What I used to do was skip the toss-ups entirely and go right to the cards.  The red player would go to the board first; if he/she freezes, the first round is over and the blue player starts the second round (and can change his/her base card).  Should the red player miss a call, the blue player still gets a free chance but can't change the base card.  If he/she misses or freezes, he still gets to start the next round, and so on.  Confused yet?

[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' date=\'sig file\']Learn about the greatest game show host of all time at The Bill Cullen Homepage
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Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Matt Ottinger on November 02, 2005, 10:06:26 AM
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Nov 1 2005, 05:46 PM\'][quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' date=\'sig file\']Learn about the greatest game show host of all time at The Bill Cullen Homepage
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Nothing about Pat Bullard?!  False advertising!  [ducks][/quote]
You DO know I can ban you, right?
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: alfonzos on November 03, 2005, 07:49:40 AM
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Here's my problem with the dice system: When it's my turn to guess the sum, I'm simply going to sum up the dice I've rolled and add 4.5 (5.5 if the OP is counting the 0's as 10's) for each of the four dice I don't know about. Or I might just guess a flat 45 or 55. If you take out the "human nature" element, then my aim is to make the higher/lower thing as close to a 50/50 shot as I can.

So, once that part of the game is "solved", you might as well just flip a coin.
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Not really. If I suspect you are going to go with the odds and my roll is unusually high or low I could use that to my advantage and gain control of the cards.

As for the availability of ten-sided dice (hereafter refered to as D10s) at least two domestic companies distribute them: Koplow Games and Chessex. The dice can be found by the boxfull at gaming hobby stores.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Matt Ottinger on November 03, 2005, 11:12:37 AM
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 3 2005, 08:49 AM\']As for the availability of ten-sided dice (hereafter refered to as D10s) at least two domestic companies distribute them: Koplow Games and Chessex. The dice can be found by the boxfull at gaming hobby stores.[/quote]
Sure, and people like us wouldn't have any problem knowing that.  If I needed to get ten-sided dice in a hurry, I know where I could go.  Still, unless you're into that kind of gaming, it's unlikely you have them lying around the house.  So if you want to play a home version of Card Sharks, should you spend your money on an arcane set of unusual dice that have nothing to do with the show, or for a couple dollars more buy a home game that includes the survey questions for which the show was known and have a much more realistic experience?

Putting it another way, playing the game your way is like playing Hangman and calling it Wheel of Fortune.  It's still fun, but it's not the same.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 03, 2005, 12:10:25 PM
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 3 2005, 04:49 AM\']Not really. If I suspect you are going to go with the odds and my roll is unusually high or low I could use that to my advantage and gain control of the cards.
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Well, yeah, if you know my system, you're gonna be able to game it and win. Which is why I wouldn't tell you if I sat down to play with you. This is also why a straight 45 or 55 guess (again, depending on the value of the 0) might be better, it literally turns the game into a straight coin toss, especially since I have more information than you do.
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As for the availability of ten-sided dice (hereafter refered to as D10s) at least two domestic companies distribute them: Koplow Games and Chessex. The dice can be found by the boxfull at gaming hobby stores.
And if you don't feel like paying Friendly Local Game Store prices, I've bought dice through http://www.doordice.com (http://\"http://www.doordice.com\") that were very reasonably priced. D10s in particular can also be found at educational supply stores, and often there they are cheaper than a FLGS would have them.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 03, 2005, 12:16:00 PM
[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' date=\'Nov 3 2005, 08:12 AM\'][quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 3 2005, 08:49 AM\']As for the availability of ten-sided dice (hereafter refered to as D10s) at least two domestic companies distribute them: Koplow Games and Chessex. The dice can be found by the boxfull at gaming hobby stores.[/quote]
Sure, and people like us wouldn't have any problem knowing that.  If I needed to get ten-sided dice in a hurry, I know where I could go.  Still, unless you're into that kind of gaming, it's unlikely you have them lying around the house.  So if you want to play a home version of Card Sharks, should you spend your money on an arcane set of unusual dice that have nothing to do with the show, or for a couple dollars more buy a home game that includes the survey questions for which the show was known and have a much more realistic experience?
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I am HOPING that he meant for those of us who are into such things, he meant you would just pluck ten D10's out of your dice bag and use those. (Of course, since you're STILL not getting a number between 1 and 100 (it will be between 10-100 or 0-90), there's really no compelling reason not to substitute whatever polyhedral dice you like, even the far more ubiquitous D6.)

That said, even I, someone who has been into board games since he could read and learned D&D in 4th grade, am not in possession of 10d10. At least, I don't THINK I am. I know for sure I have six (and three of those are the tens digit of percentiles; they are marked from 00 to 90), but I'm not at all sure about ten.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: alfonzos on November 03, 2005, 02:03:11 PM
Correction: I should have made that 11D10 not 10 D10. With "0" being valued at zero. This gives a range of zero through ninety-nine. The person who has control of the "question" would roll six dice while the other player would roll the other five.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 03, 2005, 02:29:54 PM
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 3 2005, 11:03 AM\']Correction: I should have made that 11D10 not 10 D10. With "0" being valued at zero. This gives a range of zero through ninety-nine. The person who has control of the "question" would roll six dice while the other player would roll the other five.
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Great. It's still a broken game. ESPECIALLY if you are moving the balance of knowledge each player has closer to the middle.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: The Ol' Guy on November 03, 2005, 03:17:32 PM
One possible solution, despite some small flaws, is use your Family Feud game material. I had worked on a Card Guppies version with the 7-card run, and instead of the film clip game for the card change, I used questions from Feud and chose one particular answer from each survey. For example: One hundred people were asked to name their favorite part of Thanksgiving dinner. How many said "pumpkin pie"? The person throwing in the change chip gave their percentage guess, the opponent called "higher" or "lower". Whoever was right got the opportunity to change the card and continue play. Now there are very few answers above 65, but there are some. And the questions aren't very "sexy". Use your Fast Money and regular questions, and you can get your range of between 2 and 60. If you don't blab they're Family Feud questions, you might get people guessing higher numbers on occasion. Now that I think more about it, I'm gonna check out the surveys with 7 answers to develop a Hot Potato game.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: aaron sica on November 03, 2005, 03:22:03 PM
[quote name=\'The Ol' Guy\' date=\'Nov 3 2005, 03:17 PM\']One possible solution, despite some small flaws, is use your Family Feud game material.
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When we played CS at my first GSC back in '97, that's exactly what we did.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: TLEberle on November 03, 2005, 06:46:06 PM
I'm not sure what happened to my last post to this thread (maybe it vanished into the ether of the internet?...) but anyway, let's try again.

If you don't want to lay out the five bucks for the CS home game, find a copy of "Split Second" from 1990.  Oodles of "Educated Guess" style questions.  Just make sure that your chosen host knows what kind of question to look for- one time I was asked the brain burner "How many people are surveyed for a 'Family Feud' question?

And Matt, Chris, if yer looking for d10s, I can easily hook you up.  Chris more easily than Matt, but still, I got 'em by the kilo.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: alfonzos on November 04, 2005, 01:29:10 PM
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Here's my problem with the dice system: When it's my turn to guess the sum, I'm simply going to sum up the dice I've rolled and add 4.5 (5.5 if the OP is counting the 0's as 10's) for each of the four dice I don't know about. Or I might just guess a flat 45 or 55. If you take out the "human nature" element, then my aim is to make the higher/lower thing as close to a 50/50 shot as I can.

So, once that part of the game is "solved", you might as well just flip a coin.
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My point exactly! The poll on the series is just a method to generate a number from 0 - 100, inclusive to determine who gets to play one's own cards. Rolling 11D10 almost acheives the same result and both players have just enough knowledge to make an educated, but not wholly accurate, guess of the correct number.

Granted, it would be more fun to guess a survey but using the dice you don't need a host to play the game. The game is about the cards anyway. Whether you flip a coin, roll the dice or guess the results of a survey it is just a method to get to those cards.

The game is called Card Sharks not Survey Sharks.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 04, 2005, 02:43:20 PM
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 10:29 AM\']My point exactly!
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If that's your point, you'll have a hard time finding people who agree with it.
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Rolling 11D10 almost acheives the same result and both players have just enough knowledge to make an educated, but not wholly accurate, guess of the correct number.
But it's not interesting, is my point. At all. If it's "just a mechanism" and tantamount to flipping a coin, why not just roll 1d10 (or d6 or d12 or d4 or dwhatever) and award control to the player who rolls higher?
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Robert Hutchinson on November 04, 2005, 04:27:47 PM
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 01:29 PM\']The game is called Card Sharks not Survey Sharks.[/quote]

And, of course, if we want to recreate the feel of playing the game, sticking to the title is much more important than sticking to the gameplay.

The "educated guess" in your version is merely applying a single rule, over and over and over. It'd be like everyone on the TV show telling Jim/Bob/Bill "I know that 50 is halfway between 0 and 100, so I'll guess that 50 people have slapped their mother-in-law/cried at a movie/smuggled drugs through Mexico." Over and over and over. Not a fun time.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: gamed121683 on November 04, 2005, 04:58:43 PM
I've done a homemade version of "Card Sharks" myself and (I'm not sure if anyone else has done this) instead of survey questions, I use "The Guinness Book Of World Records." I try to find an oddball fact with a numerical ordinal and run with it.

i.e. What is the diamater of the world's...largest doughnut? or something to that affect.

The #'s they dream up sometimes do get funny sometimes. Makes a great alternative, IMO.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on November 04, 2005, 05:04:39 PM
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 01:29 PM\']The game is called Card Sharks not Survey Sharks.
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It's not called Dice Sharks either.  Geesh, if you want to put someone down who had a perfectly acceptable solution (and I always used to do this too), then you should not expect to be immune from criticism in your concept, either.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Matt Ottinger on November 04, 2005, 05:23:23 PM
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 02:29 PM\']The game is called Card Sharks not Survey Sharks.[/quote]
A surprisingly defensive stance from the person who said in his original post:
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' date=\'Nov 1 2005, 04:07 PM\']Do you think this is a worthy game? Opinions please.[/quote]
It sounds to me as though you have a rather dismissive opinion of the surveys in the first place, and you see them as merely a way to generate a number.  Most of us see the game much differently than that.  But since complete randomness is what you're after, the one cent solution [coin flip] would be every bit as effective as the game you describe, easier to accomplish and exactly as much fun.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 04, 2005, 07:22:36 PM
Why not have all the questions "educated guess"?  You can turn CARD SHARKS from a fun and entertaining game show, to a fun and educating quiz show that way.  :)
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on November 04, 2005, 08:21:37 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 07:22 PM\']Why not have all the questions "educated guess"?  You can turn CARD SHARKS from a fun and entertaining game show, to a fun and educating quiz show that way.  :)
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Yeah...OK....I think you need a refund on your "education".

My IQ just dropped a few points.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: gsnman on November 04, 2005, 10:13:43 PM
[font=\"Arial\"]LOL!  

When I was in kindergarten, I was obsessed with the car game on the 1986-89 version.  I was more into Bill Rafferty's version.  I used my grandmother's cards to play it, with the Joker as the CAR.  This, of course, was almost like The Price is Right's pricing game "JOKER."  I used my dad's car, which was a 1987 Nissan Maxima, IIRC, to use in the game, LOL!  Fun times.[/font]
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 04, 2005, 10:28:44 PM
[quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 05:21 PM\']Yeah...OK....I think you need a refund on your "education".
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And you, sir, apparently need a refund on your Sarcasm Detector.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: PYLdude on November 04, 2005, 11:25:16 PM
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 11:28 PM\'][quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 05:21 PM\']Yeah...OK....I think you need a refund on your "education".
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And you, sir, apparently need a refund on your Sarcasm Detector.
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If musicman was being sarcastic, them I'm Alex Trebek.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 04, 2005, 11:47:56 PM
[quote name=\'PYLdude\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 08:25 PM\']If musicman was being sarcastic, them I'm Alex Trebek.
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Upon further review of posting history, I humbly rescind my claim of sarcasm and offer an apology to Mark.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: PYLdude on November 05, 2005, 12:04:10 AM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 4 2005, 08:22 PM\']You can turn CARD SHARKS from a fun and entertaining game show, to a fun and educating quiz show that way.  :)
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Doing that would be like calling for the bludgeoning of a late-night TV host you find annoying..you just don't do it.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 05, 2005, 11:44:18 PM
What's so bad about my idea?  If you're going to play CARD SHARKS at home, calling 100 people to ask them...(i.e. "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?") seems impractical and time consuming.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: PYLdude on November 05, 2005, 11:53:04 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 6 2005, 12:44 AM\']What's so bad about my idea?  If you're going to play CARD SHARKS at home, calling 100 people to ask them...(i.e. "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?") seems impractical and time consuming.
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Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 06, 2005, 12:35:28 AM
[quote name=\'PYLdude\' date=\'Nov 5 2005, 11:53 PM\']Musicman, do you even have half a brain?
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Maybe if someone actually TOLD me why my intelligent plan doesn't work, then MAYBE I will understand what all this belly-achin' is about. ;)
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on November 06, 2005, 12:38:54 AM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 5 2005, 11:44 PM\']What's so bad about my idea?  If you're going to play CARD SHARKS at home, calling 100 people to ask them...(i.e. "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?") seems impractical and time consuming.
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What's bad is, A) You think you're humorous, and B) You thought your idea was unique.
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Maybe if someone actually TOLD me why my intelligent plan doesn't work, then MAYBE I will understand what all this belly-achin' is about. ;)
Because. The. Show. Is. Not. Educational.  Now, go play a kazoo.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 07, 2005, 07:55:32 PM
[quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 6 2005, 12:38 AM\']What's bad is, A) You think you're humorous, and B) You thought your idea was unique.
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Because. The. Show. Is. Not. Educational.  Now, go play a kazoo.
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Yes, it IS eduacational... and you REALLY need to actually read my posts before replying, they look like replys to other posts.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Steve McClellan on November 07, 2005, 08:07:35 PM
Quoth musicman at Nov 7 2005, 04:55 PM:

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[quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 6 2005, 12:38 AM\']What's bad is, A) You think you're humorous, and B) You thought your idea was unique.
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Yes, it IS eduacational... and you REALLY need to actually read my posts before replying, they look like replys to other posts.

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And yours look like replies to other posts, just without the care taken to actually use the Quote function or the English language properly...
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on November 07, 2005, 08:13:16 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\']Yes, it IS eduacational... and you REALLY need to actually read my posts before replying, they look like replys to other posts.
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No, it's not.  Asking a contestant "How long would it take for the world's fastest spider to walk a mile" (yes, I stole the example) is far from educational.  

Educational, IMO would be asking geniune questions about literature, science, history, etc.

I "actually" read your post, and I came to the same conclusion:
'Yer an idiot; learn how to quote...you've had since July (http://\"http://gameshow.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=8314&st=14\") .
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: HYHYBT on November 08, 2005, 09:56:17 AM
Supposing for a moment that you were going to use the dice: why roll ten or eleven of them and add it up when you could just roll two, one for each digit?

Or even roll one die twice... doesn't make it Card Sharks, but it makes it a lot simpler.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Brig Bother on November 08, 2005, 09:59:44 AM
In fairness chaps, didn't the Bob Eubanks version have regular estimated guess questions? I certainly remember seeing some when they were shown over here.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: zachhoran on November 08, 2005, 10:11:16 AM
[quote name=\'Brig Bother\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 09:59 AM\']In fairness chaps, didn't the Bob Eubanks version have regular estimated guess questions? I certainly remember seeing some when they were shown over here.
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Yes, both the Eubanks and Bill Rafferty versions(both of which are now on on GSN in the States) did have such questions, which is why they were brought up in this thread.

The Endless Games home version of CS that came out in 2002 doesn't have such questions, correct?
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 08, 2005, 10:36:30 AM
[quote name=\'HYHYBT\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 06:56 AM\']Supposing for a moment that you were going to use the dice: why roll ten or eleven of them and add it up when you could just roll two, one for each digit?

Or even roll one die twice... doesn't make it Card Sharks, but it makes it a lot simpler.
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Because his idea is to give the player whose "question" is a slight advantage by giving them a hair more information to work off of when making their guesstimation. if you just roll two (and keep them concealed until the reveal, as the OTHER point is to do this with only two players and no host), the correct guess is 50 every time, and that's even MORE boring. (If that's possible.)
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 08, 2005, 06:22:19 PM
[quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 7 2005, 08:13 PM\']'Yer an idiot; learn how to quote...you've had since July.
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I was trying to put both quotes in.

BTW, it's spelled... "YOUR and idiot". ;)
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: PYLdude on November 08, 2005, 06:47:43 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 07:22 PM\']BTW, it's spelled... "YOUR and idiot". ;)
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Uh, WRONG, it isn't.

It's YOU'RE AN idiot, if we're gonna be technical about it, musicman.

Can somebody throw this guy under the bus? I don't wanna waste my energy.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: sshuffield70 on November 08, 2005, 07:04:30 PM
[quote name=\'PYLdude\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 06:47 PM\']Can somebody throw this guy under the bus? I don't wanna waste my energy.
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<rumblerumblerumblerumble>

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!  HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!

<thump.......................thump>
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 08, 2005, 07:25:26 PM
[quote name=\'PYLdude\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 03:47 PM\']Can somebody throw this guy under the bus? I don't wanna waste my energy.
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Does he need help? He seems to be doing a fine job of it by himself...
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 08, 2005, 09:13:58 PM
[quote name=\'PYLdude\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 06:47 PM\'][quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 07:22 PM\']BTW, it's spelled... "YOUR and idiot". ;)
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Uh, WRONG, it isn't.

It's YOU'RE AN idiot
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D'OH!
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Post by: musicman on November 08, 2005, 09:16:22 PM
[quote name=\'sshuffield70\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 07:04 PM\']<rumblerumblerumblerumble>

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!  HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!

<thump.......................thump>
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ROTFALMAO

Don't I at least get to say what I want on my tombstone?  (pepperoni and sausage, hold the anchovies) ;)
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on November 08, 2005, 09:21:34 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 09:16 PM\']ROTFALMAO

Don't I at least get to say what I want on my tombstone?  (pepperoni and sausage, hold the anchovies) ;)
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Thank you so much for proving our point.  You're not part of the joke; you are the joke.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: SRIV94 on November 08, 2005, 10:56:59 PM
[quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 08:21 PM\']Thank you so much for proving our point.  You're not part of the joke; you are the joke.
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Some of us don't need to hear the joke.

One could take that two ways.  I'll leave it to you to figure out which way I was taking it.  :)

Doug
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: PYLdude on November 08, 2005, 11:11:50 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 10:16 PM\']ROTFALMAO

Don't I at least get to say what I want on my tombstone?  (pepperoni and sausage, hold the anchovies) ;)
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Robert Hutchinson on November 08, 2005, 11:53:16 PM
Ooh! Ooh! Remember those battery commercials with the creepy plastic people?

Ah, good times.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 09, 2005, 12:23:28 AM
[quote name=\'PYLdude\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 11:11 PM\']WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
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Don't you remember the Tombstone pizza commercials?
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: PYLdude on November 09, 2005, 12:27:54 AM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 01:23 AM\'][quote name=\'PYLdude\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 11:11 PM\']WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
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Don't you remember the Tombstone pizza commercials?
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Dude...STOP. NOW. You're just making the situation worse.

You got the WHOOSH because you didn't get the joke. You're an idiot. Go away. Please.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on November 09, 2005, 12:39:07 AM
This reminds me of when I was 14 or 15 years old, and active on ATGS.  I would frequently ask people to play in a ICQ game, or in my netgames.  

One day Tom Hornikel hosted 'Net Match Game, with a 5-person panel.  "I" then walked onto the set; and wanted to be on the panel too.  A routine followed; with there not being enough chairs for me, etc...and I eventually was esocrted off stage by Mary Lou Basabara with a Crock Pot.  

Click here (http://\"http://makeashorterlink.com/?H1E02512C\") .

My reaction was similar to yours. (Off board) I laughed, and said "thanks for the mention".  Looking back on it; it was a gentle way of telling me (that I didn't get) that perhaps I shouldn't be so intruding.

If you want to learn from this, go ahead...if you choose to continue your idioicy, that's fine too; but be ready to be convicted in the court of public opinion.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 09, 2005, 02:18:38 AM
[quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 8 2005, 09:39 PM\']but be ready to be convicted in the court of public opinion.
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Too late, I think.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: sshuffield70 on November 09, 2005, 09:07:31 AM
[quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 12:39 AM\']This reminds me of when I was 14 or 15 years old, and active on ATGS.  I would frequently ask people to play in a ICQ game, or in my netgames. 

One day Tom Hornikel hosted 'Net Match Game, with a 5-person panel.  "I" then walked onto the set; and wanted to be on the panel too.  A routine followed; with there not being enough chairs for me, etc...and I eventually was esocrted off stage by Mary Lou Basabara with a Crock Pot. 

Click here (http://\"http://makeashorterlink.com/?H1E02512C\") .

My reaction was similar to yours. (Off board) I laughed, and said "thanks for the mention".  Looking back on it; it was a gentle way of telling me (that I didn't get) that perhaps I shouldn't be so intruding.

If you want to learn from this, go ahead...if you choose to continue your idioicy, that's fine too; but be ready to be convicted in the court of public opinion.
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Gee, Tom was really cheap.....just like the '98 version.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 09, 2005, 04:40:51 PM
[quote name=\'Modor\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 12:39 AM\']This reminds me of when I was 14 or 15 years old, and active on ATGS.  I would frequently ask people to play in a ICQ game, or in my netgames. 

One day Tom Hornikel hosted 'Net Match Game, with a 5-person panel.  "I" then walked onto the set; and wanted to be on the panel too.  A routine followed; with there not being enough chairs for me, etc...and I eventually was esocrted off stage by Mary Lou Basabara with a Crock Pot. 

Click here (http://\"http://makeashorterlink.com/?H1E02512C\") .

My reaction was similar to yours. (Off board) I laughed, and said "thanks for the mention".  Looking back on it; it was a gentle way of telling me (that I didn't get) that perhaps I shouldn't be so intruding.[/quote]

Back in the days when I was NOT so intrucive, I was pathetic and had no future... nowadays I'm proud of my intrucivness and I now have a more positive prospect.  :)

P.S. What does "Whoosh" mean?
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 09, 2005, 04:44:39 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 01:40 PM\']Back in the days when I was NOT so intrucive, I was pathetic and had no future... nowadays I'm proud of my intrucivness and I now have a more positive prospect.  :)
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Uh, yeah.
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P.S. What does "Whoosh" mean?
It means the joke (which you are the butt of) flew right over your head. Unsurprisingly.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: musicman on November 09, 2005, 04:57:13 PM
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 04:44 PM\']It means the joke (which you are the butt of) flew right over your head. Unsurprisingly.
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I suspected that.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: tvwxman on November 09, 2005, 07:23:05 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 04:57 PM\'][quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 04:44 PM\']It means the joke (which you are the butt of) flew right over your head. Unsurprisingly.
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I suspected that.
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I can't believe that it's taken me 99 of your posts to put you in the killfile. Too bad you couldn't make it into triple-digits there , kid.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: aaron sica on November 09, 2005, 07:25:59 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 04:57 PM\'][quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 04:44 PM\']It means the joke (which you are the butt of) flew right over your head. Unsurprisingly.
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I suspected that.
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My suggestion is to quit replying in this thread...As your reputation around here is only sinking further with each one.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: Matt Ottinger on November 09, 2005, 07:56:00 PM
[quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 05:40 PM\']P.S. What does "Whoosh" mean?[/quote]
Inadvertent line of the day?
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: clemon79 on November 09, 2005, 08:02:15 PM
[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 04:56 PM\'][quote name=\'musicman\' date=\'Nov 9 2005, 05:40 PM\']P.S. What does "Whoosh" mean?[/quote]
Inadvertent line of the day?
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Yeah, when you look at it in a Zen way, that is some comic gold. :)
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: alfonzos on December 11, 2006, 03:59:24 PM
Oh, look! A dead horse! At last something to beat!

Found this book at a library book sale. It's a little old but it could be a source for survey questions. 100% American by Daniel Evan Weiss 1988 Poseidon Press.
Title: Do-it-yourself Card Sharks home game
Post by: BrandonFG on December 11, 2006, 04:06:02 PM
[quote name=\'alfonzos\' post=\'140219\' date=\'Dec 11 2006, 03:59 PM\']
Oh, look! A dead horse! At last something to beat!
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Too easy.

/I'll be in the corner.