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Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: whewfan on January 18, 2005, 03:14:26 PM

I was thinking of some ideas of things you SHOULD NOT do if you want to be a contestant on TPIR.

1- Wear a fur coat
2-  Wear T shirts that say
"I love Dian" (or any former TPIR model, but ESPECIALLY Dian)
"My cat (dog or whatever animal) just had kittens (or puppies or whatever)"
"Heck with Bob, I want to kiss RICH FIELDS"
"Monty, I want to make a deal!"
 "I want to win a MAZDA"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: clemon79 on January 18, 2005, 03:29:45 PM

More bad T-Shirt ideas:
"WHO FARTED?"
"RANDY GOT SCREWED"
"I <CLUB> MY PET" (however, "I <SPADE> MY CAT" might get you called)
"I KNOW HOW TO PLAY BLANK CHECK"
"I AM NOT PART OF A UNIVERSITY GROUP"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: passwordplus on January 18, 2005, 04:03:44 PM

[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 03:29 PM\']More bad T-Shirt ideas:
"WHO FARTED?"
"RANDY GOT SCREWED"
"I <CLUB> MY PET" (however, "I <SPADE> MY CAT" might get you called)
"I KNOW HOW TO PLAY BLANK CHECK"
"I AM NOT PART OF A UNIVERSITY GROUP"

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"BRING BACK DOUG DAVIDSON AND TPIR '94"
"I LOVE JANICE AND KATHLEEN"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: daveromanjr on January 18, 2005, 04:08:57 PM

"WHERE'S DENNIS JAMES?"
"I'D LIKE TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE!"
"I'M WITH STUPID ------->"
"PRICE IS NU NU NU!!!" (well, around here, anyway)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: chris319 on January 18, 2005, 04:22:00 PM

"I GOT MINE AT GALPIN FORD"
"WHICH WAY TO THE EMCEE AUDITION?"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: SRIV94 on January 18, 2005, 05:06:44 PM

"THAT'S MY FINAL ANSWER!"
"WINK MARTINDALE RULEZ!"
"SO THIS  IS WHAT THEY'VE DONE WITH CAROL BURNETT'S OLD STUDIO."

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: tvrandywest on January 18, 2005, 05:29:51 PM

[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 12:29 PM\']More bad T-Shirt ideas...
"RANDY GOT SCREWED"

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[/quote]
LOL!! Thanks for keeping the thought alive!! I really am laughing out loud!!

Meanwhile I'm alive and well, happily earning a respectable paycheck, ironically from the very same payroll account. But most importantly I'm far richer for the entire experience with Mr. Barker, Roger, the Fremantle family, and the staff and crew at CBS. Things have a way of working out. I'm thrilled with the incredible luck I've enjoyed in my career, and the many new friends I've made on this board and from my TPiR experience.

But I still nominate Chris for the laugh of the week award!


Randy
tvrandywest.com

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Desperado on January 18, 2005, 06:37:52 PM

"Professor Price Rules!"
"I Luv My Pet...Deep Fried & Smothered in Onions"
"Same Sh*t, Different Day"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: starcade on January 18, 2005, 07:55:41 PM

Agree with Randy on the laugh -- but it's good to hear you are doing well, Randy.

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: clemon79 on January 18, 2005, 08:09:49 PM

[quote name=\'tvrandywest\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 03:29 PM\']LOL!! Thanks for keeping the thought alive!! I really am laughing out loud!!
Meanwhile I'm alive and well, happily earning a respectable paycheck, ironically from the very same payroll account.
[/quote]
I actually wouldn't make jokes about if it karma didn't have a way of working out and you weren't making phat bank AND seeing the world doing pretty much the same thing. :)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: DjohnsonCB on January 18, 2005, 10:54:06 PM

I think you all gave David Letterman's writers an idea for a Top Ten list.

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Robert Hutchinson on January 19, 2005, 12:35:27 AM

"JOKER IS A JOKE"

(I was going to suggest "I WANT TO GET IT ON WITH BOB", but then I remembered best-playing-of-Buy-or-Sell Michael's shirt . . .)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: GPeefalt on January 19, 2005, 03:43:52 AM

I can't believe you missed the obvious...

The Price Is Wrong, Biatch.

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: DrBear on January 19, 2005, 06:51:13 AM

BILL CULLEN DID THIS SHOW BETTER

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: dmota104 on January 19, 2005, 06:55:06 AM

Another T-shirt that won't get you on TPiR...

"READY TO PLAY THE SHOWER GAME"

...of course, if a contestant *only* wore such a shirt, would you even be allowed into CBS Television City?

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Skynet74 on January 19, 2005, 07:07:26 AM

Weat these shirts and you probably won't get on.


 PICK ME BEFORE BOB DIES

 HOLLY TRIPPED HERE.

 PHIL PINCHED ME FOR GOOD LUCK.

 THEY SHOULD COME ON OUT MORE OFTEN

 PLINKO THIS!




John

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: daveromanjr on January 19, 2005, 07:33:45 AM

[quote name=\'Skynet74\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 07:07 AM\']Weat these shirts and you probably won't get on.


 PICK ME BEFORE BOB DIES
[/quote]

If Letterman did a top ten list on this, this would HAVE to be #1!!!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: PYLdude on January 19, 2005, 09:00:39 AM

[quote name=\'daveromanjr\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 08:33 AM\'][quote name=\'Skynet74\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 07:07 AM\']Weat these shirts and you probably won't get on.


 PICK ME BEFORE BOB DIES
[/quote]

If Letterman did a top ten list on this, this would HAVE to be #1!!!

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Personally, I think "Plinko This!" is better. Then again, what do I know, eh?

More bad shirt ideas:

SPLIT DECISION WASN'T THAT BAD....

PLINKO? PLINKO WHAT?

BRING BACK TOM KENNEDY

And probably the weirdest one that could be worn...

I'M BOTH SPAYED AND NEUTERED.

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: davewalls on January 19, 2005, 03:08:15 PM

Can't resist adding...

"HOW DO YOU PLAY THE CLOCK GAME?"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: DjohnsonCB on January 19, 2005, 04:56:27 PM

"ZINMAN FURS RULZ!!!"

"PICK ME OR I'LL BURN ALL THE 'HAPPY GILMORE' PRINTS"

"ENOUGH ALREADY!  CANCEL THIS AND BRING BACK 'THE NEIGHBORS'

MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE MY ASS!  I WANNA WIN A CHEVY VEGA!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: cmjb13 on January 19, 2005, 06:00:23 PM

THESE NEW MUSIC CUES SUCK (Sorry Stan)

WHO PICKS THESE CONTESTANTS? (Sorry again. Actually he does a pretty good job)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: TunaHead on January 19, 2005, 06:46:13 PM

"WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I SLEPT WITH DIAN TOO!!"  

(ducks)

"CAN'T STOP THE DOB"

"I CAN BEAT YOLANDA! WANT ME TO PROVE IT?"

"I'M SAMOAN!!!"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: zachhoran on January 19, 2005, 07:32:52 PM

[quote name=\'TunaHead\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 06:46 PM\']

"CAN'T STOP THE DOB"

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[/quote]

Hey, Roger NEVER gets mentioned on a contestant shirt. This wouldn't be too bad.

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: dzinkin on January 19, 2005, 07:36:14 PM

[quote name=\'TunaHead\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 06:46 PM\']"I CAN BEAT YOLANDA! WANT ME TO PROVE IT?"

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[/quote]
And if you insert the words "off to" above, not only won't you get on stage, you'll get escorted out by the authorities. :-)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: TalkingHeadsFan on January 19, 2005, 08:04:01 PM

"I Luv My Pet...Deep Fried & Smothered in Onions"

- This is my all time favorite. :-)

"DOUBLE PRICES RULES!"

"I'M WITH THE OLD FART -->" (Arrow points to Bob)

or the MadTV classic...

"BOB-ing FOR BARKER"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: TimK2003 on January 19, 2005, 08:17:25 PM

I WANNA WIN A LEXUS OR A COMPARABLE FOREIGN CAR!!!


or

THESE GAMES ARE RIGGED!!!


or


TOP 3 THINGS I'D LIKE TO SEE ON STAGE TODAY:

* THE SHOWER GAME
* CHANTAL DUBAY
* ME!!!


or

MY PLINKO STICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS, BOB!!


or


IT'S IN THE BUTT, BOB!!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Robert Hutchinson on January 19, 2005, 09:57:41 PM

"I'M ALWAYS 'HIGHER', IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

"FREE PENNY ANTE"

"SPONSORED BY GERITOL"

Edit to add:

MASTER
OF THE
RACE
GAME

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Steve Gavazzi on January 19, 2005, 10:35:54 PM

"I CAME OUT HERE JUST FOR PRESS YOUR LUCK!"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Frank15 on January 19, 2005, 10:47:46 PM

"I'M GONNA' WIN THE SHOWCASE!"
"MIDWAY SPORTS LOVES THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"
"I KNOW MARC GREEN!"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on January 20, 2005, 12:26:15 AM

[quote name=\'cmjb13\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 06:00 PM\']Sorry again. Actually he does a pretty good job)

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I'll remember that the next time some twit is on stage playing Hit Me; they need a ten; and they choose the Hair-So-Soft at $31.74

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: GS Warehouse on January 20, 2005, 01:23:30 AM

"I'm the next host of TPiR!"

Here's something CBS will never accept: an American Idol shirt!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Kevin Prather on January 20, 2005, 01:29:17 AM

[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 10:23 PM\']"I'm the next host of TPiR!"

Here's something CBS will never accept: an American Idol shirt!

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[/quote]

But Fremantle will put up a helluva fight for it. ;-)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: cmjb13 on January 20, 2005, 05:45:15 AM

[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 01:29 AM\'][quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 10:23 PM\']"I'm the next host of TPiR!"

Here's something CBS will never accept: an American Idol shirt!

[snapback]72070[/snapback]

[/quote]

But Fremantle will put up a helluva fight for it. ;-)

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Wasn't too long ago a male contestant was wearing an Idol shirt in Contestant's row.

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: KyleCHaight on January 20, 2005, 09:27:16 AM

A few letters having fallen off might get a shirt that reads:

"BOB, I'M COMING" (ON DOWN)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Don Howard on January 20, 2005, 09:30:50 AM

[quote name=\'Frank15\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 10:47 PM\']"I'M GONNA WIN THE SHOWCASE!"

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[/quote]
I didn't take my Flintstones chewable this morning, so perhaps I'm a bit shallower than usual, but what would be objectionable about a T-shirt which read as above?

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Frank15 on January 20, 2005, 10:58:08 AM

The contestant had the nerve not to refer to it as the "showcase showdown" ;).

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: clemon79 on January 20, 2005, 11:36:49 AM

[quote name=\'Frank15\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 08:58 AM\']The contestant had the nerve not to refer to it as the "showcase showdown" ;).

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[/quote]
Huh?

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on January 20, 2005, 12:04:28 PM

[quote name=\'Frank15\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 10:58 AM\']The contestant had the nerve not to refer to it as the "showcase showdown" ;).

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[/quote]
And how the hell would anyone know that they didn't know the difference?

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: GPeefalt on January 20, 2005, 12:31:02 PM

IS THIS THE LINE FOR _________ (other show that tapes at CBS)?

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: aaron sica on January 20, 2005, 12:35:23 PM

"I CAME HERE TO MAKE A DEAL"
For a female: "IF I COME ON DOWN, THESE [arrows pointing to breasts] COME ON OUT!"
"I'M GONNA SPIN THE WHEEL RIGHT INTO YOUNG & RESTLESS"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Skynet74 on January 20, 2005, 04:41:41 PM

I don't know why I find this topic so much fun... but I do. Here are some more shirts to wear to guarantee that you won't get on stage.


 WHERE'S ROD?

 IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THOSE WHO HAVE BIG PENNIES?

 I GOT UP AT 3 AM AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY NAME TAG.

 I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 37 HOURS.

 YOUR WHEEL KILLED CRAIG KILBOURNE!

 I WALKED HERE FROM MAINE TO HEAR YOUR TARZAN YELL.

 I CAN'T STOP SWEARING

 A T-shirt with a Big Picture of Dian.  ;-)



 John

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: GPeefalt on January 20, 2005, 05:03:50 PM

WORLD'S SMALLEST SAMOAN

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: uncamark on January 20, 2005, 05:51:14 PM

[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 01:23 AM\']"I'm the next host of TPiR!"

Here's something CBS will never accept: an American Idol shirt!

[snapback]72070[/snapback]

[/quote]

On the other hand, "Idol" *is* shot at TV City--and if Sandler wrote an "Idol"-themed Showcase, I don't think Stan would have a problem getting the theme music, if you get my drift...

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: JMFabiano on January 20, 2005, 08:11:13 PM

[quote name=\'Desperado\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 06:37 PM\']"I Luv My Pet...Deep Fried & Smothered in Onions"

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[/quote]

Reminds me of the "Inferno" episode of Coupling (UK).  Jane tries to pass herself off as "bi-vegetarian," and when her psychiatrist Jill tries to tell her that's not possible, she torments her at dinner by giving the lamb chops sound effects, capping it off by saying, "If you like animals, you'll love lamb!"  (What I am saying in so many words is that this could be a variation on the quoted legend)  

Anyway, this is a thread that needs to go on and on forever.  So, how about...

THIS IS BRUCE'S PRICE IS RIGHT!  
"SIMON SAYS" WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS
An image of a certain potato-headed game show pilot cartoon character

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: SamJ93 on January 20, 2005, 09:09:23 PM

If I may take a shot...hold your tomatoes please...

"I LOVED 'THE FAMILY GAME'"
"IS KEN JENNINGS STILL HERE?"

And say the American Communist Party were to visit the show (not likely, as TPiR is pretty much capitalism personified, but just go with it), their shirts might say...(Warning: Extremely un-PC humor alert)


...


...


...

"THIS PINKO WANTS TO PLAY PLINKO"

--Sam

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: comicus on January 20, 2005, 11:35:32 PM

Hehe... Galpin Ford.

Some others, maybe:

"BRING BACK HURDLES"

"I (HEART) DOUBLE OVERBIDS"

"SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PUPPY MILL"

"GREETINGS! FROM VA'A-O-FONOTI, SAMOA!"

"I HAVEN'T HAD MY MEDICATION TODAY -- HUG ME!"

"I MURDERED PROFESSOR PRICE"

"BARKER FEARS JEFF PROBST"

"HAPPY GILMORE WAS TEDIOUS, DULL AND HAD A WEAK PLOT"

"ALL YOUR PLINKO ARE BELONG TO US"

"I CAME TO PLAY ADD 'EM UP"

"WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS ANOTHER SYNDICATED DAYTIME TALK SHOW"

"RICH FIELDS IS MY GARDENER"

"AMERICAN CARS SUCK"

"COLLEGE IS 4 LOOZURS"

"I GOT UP AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING FOR THIS?!"

"I SLEEP ON A BUS STOP BENCH ON BEVERLY AND FAIRFAX"

"DOLPHINS AND FRIENDS CRACKERS MADE MY COUSIN GO BLIND"

"GOLF IS FOR MEN WHO CAN'T HUNT OR FISH"

"SMASH CAPITALISM"

"VEGETARIAN: INDIAN WORD FOR 'LOUSY HUNTER'"

"I HAVE SUPER BALLS"

"I'M SORRY, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE RULES OF CHECK GAME"

"HEY, I CAN YODEL JUST LIKE HANS!  WANNA LISTEN?"

"32 YEARS... AND TO THINK THEY CANCELLED SPIN-OFF AFTER 13 WEEKS"

"HEY ZUBAYDAH, WANNA PLAY THE SHOWER GAME BACK AT MY PLACE?"

And finally, a shirt I actually own...

"FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT, I'M GOING TO EAT THREE"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: garffreak on January 20, 2005, 11:50:53 PM

"I WANNA SEE BOB'S PLINKO STICK"

"MUSTANG: $18,345
WIZARD GUMBALL $999
ICE BUCKET $37
EGGLAND'S BEST $2.19" (and so on...)

"I REALLY KNOW WHY SHE'S CALLED 'FINGERS'"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Robert Hutchinson on January 21, 2005, 01:09:30 AM

"I WANNA PLAY 'BUMP' WITH BOB" (this one, obviously, would depend on who was wearing it)

"I KNOW THE RULES TO ALL 20 PRICING GAMES"

"THE NEXT GAME IS ______" (apply velcro to shirt, and bring along 70 signs)

"VIEWERS AT HOME, TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER THIS SHIRT IS ON CAMERA"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Kevin Prather on January 21, 2005, 01:18:31 AM

[quote name=\'CountdownRound\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 08:35 PM\']
"I SLEEP ON A BUS STOP BENCH ON BEVERLY AND FAIRFAX"

[/quote]

"I SLEEP ON BEVERLY ON A BUS STOP BENCH IN FAIRFAX"


[quote name=\'garffreak\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 08:50 PM\']
"MUSTANG: $18,345
WIZARD GUMBALL $999
ICE BUCKET $37
EGGLAND'S BEST $2.19" (and so on...)

[snapback]72204[/snapback]

[/quote]

"Mustang: $18,345
Wizard Gumball: $999
Ice bucket: $37
Reaching in Bob's $100 pocket: Priceless"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: sshuffield70 on January 21, 2005, 10:13:20 AM

A line I've used before:

CONTROL THE GAME SHOW HOST POPULATION.  HAVE YOUR BARKER SPAYED AND NEUTERED

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: mrchips on January 21, 2005, 12:06:57 PM

(delurks)

(arrow points to wife) "THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
(arrow points to husband) "EL CHEAPO"

"65 CHUNKYS PLEASE"

(on a buxom lass) "PICK THIS PAIR"

(arrow pointing down) "BIG BANANA"

"I CAN'T START HER AGAIN ---->
 FOR 37 HOURS EITHER"

So, um . . . yeah.

(relurks)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: reason1024 on January 21, 2005, 03:11:31 PM

"PROUD *COLLEGE NAME HERE* DROPOUT"

A Cleveland Indians warmup jacket.

"I BID IN EUROS!"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Robert Hutchinson on January 21, 2005, 04:52:08 PM

(waves at mrchips)

"WATCH MY CABLE ACCESS SHOW AT 11AM EST ON WOOT"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: The Ol' Guy on January 21, 2005, 05:17:29 PM

"Please pick me first! You don't look too well today!"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Thad Dixon on January 21, 2005, 10:21:37 PM

What about this one:

"If I spin the wheel, it'll never get all the way around"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Steve Gavazzi on January 22, 2005, 12:12:19 AM

[INSERT TOWN NAME] LOVES BILL!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Robert Hutchinson on January 22, 2005, 12:15:20 AM

"I SAW THE PRICES BACKSTAGE"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Skynet74 on January 22, 2005, 09:01:21 AM

I'M CLAUDIA JORDAN'S LAWYER

 I CAME TO SEE DOUG DAVIDSON... BUT YOU'LL DO.

 MY FAVORITE GAME IS LUCKY 5

 NO FLASHING LIGHTS TODAY PLEASE. I'M LIGHT SENSITIVE

 RICH FIELDS FOR HOST!

 THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW ON NBC

 BOB IS SLEEPING WITH MY GRANDMOTHER



John

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Steve_Bier on January 22, 2005, 09:29:51 AM

"IF I LOOSE, I'LL HAVE BOB SPAYED AND NEUTERED!"

"PHIL ROSSI--MY KIND OF GUY!"

"PRESIDENT OF THE JANICE PENNINGTON FAN CLUB!"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Don Howard on January 22, 2005, 01:35:02 PM

How are some of these.....nay, how are MOST of these guaranteed to not get you on stage?

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on January 22, 2005, 01:59:24 PM

[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 01:35 PM\']How are some of these.....nay, how are MOST of these guaranteed to not get you on stage?
[/quote]
They're not.
It's everyone attempting to be Chuck Donnegan for the day.

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: TrplPlayRD on January 22, 2005, 04:15:07 PM

Bob Barker, "You're Fired!"

Zubadayah SUCKS!

I came from (insert town here) just to see Bob...  (on back of shirt) Eubanks!

Gabrielle Tuite's Future Husband
or
Gabrielle Tuite's Future Ex-Husband

Where's Lacey and Suzanna?

Bring Back Charlotte Arlt!

Forget the prizes, I want a Barker's Beauty!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Robert Hutchinson on January 22, 2005, 06:42:12 PM

[quote name=\'Dsmith\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 01:59 PM\'][quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 01:35 PM\']How are some of these.....nay, how are MOST of these guaranteed to not get you on stage?
[/quote]
They're not.
It's everyone attempting to be Chuck Donnegan for the day.
[/quote]

AKA The-Tricky-Last-Name-To-Spell Chuckie Baby?

(I LOVE BOB BARRKER)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: starcade on January 22, 2005, 08:02:12 PM

No, Mr. Chips:  I'd say the "THAT'S TOO MUCH" - "EL CHEAPO" husband-wife combo would probably be a better way TO get on the show.  :)

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Steve_Bier on January 22, 2005, 09:18:00 PM

I'm having too much fun with this!

"I WORK FOR PORSCHE'S ANIMAL TESTING DIVISION"

"MY WIFE HAD ME NEUTERED...THANKS, BARKER!"

"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER!"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Kevin Prather on January 22, 2005, 09:21:56 PM

[quote name=\'Steve_Bier\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 06:18 PM\']"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER!"

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[/quote]

"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER...BOB, ARE YOU MY DADDY?"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: The Pyramids on January 22, 2005, 09:24:54 PM

[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 09:21 PM\'][quote name=\'Steve_Bier\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 06:18 PM\']"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER!"

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[/quote]

"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER...BOB, ARE YOU MY DADDY?"

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[/quote]

Funny

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: JMFabiano on January 22, 2005, 10:05:10 PM

DISMANTLEMEDIA: 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK FOR GAME SHOW FANS
I WANT A CERAMIC DALMATIAN
I CAME HERE TO RUN THE GAUNTLET OF VILLAINS
THEY'RE COMBS' CUTIES!  GET YOUR OWN BEAUTIES!
BRING BACK BULLSEYE I
BRING BACK *TWO-PLAYER* BULLSEYE I

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: clemon79 on January 22, 2005, 10:06:34 PM

You guys do realize these are getting less and less funny with each passing post, right?

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: ChuckNet on January 22, 2005, 10:26:45 PM

Quote

AKA The-Tricky-Last-Name-To-Spell Chuckie Baby?

LOL...if I had a nickel for every time someone dropped that extra "N" in my surname...

Chuck Donegan (The Illustrious "Chuckie Baby")

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: GS Warehouse on January 22, 2005, 11:56:12 PM

[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 10:06 PM\']You guys do realize these are getting less and less funny with each passing post, right?

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[/quote]Then it's time to shake things up a little:

"PRESIDENT OF THE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES FAN CLUB"

"CSI: BARKER'S DRESSING ROOM"

"EVERYBODY DOESN'T LOVE RAYMOND"

"OMFG B4RK3R IZ da BIG 111ONE!!!!1111!!"

[quote name=\'Robert Hutchinson\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 06:42 PM\'](I LOVE BOB BARRKER)

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[/quote]"I [SPADE] Bob Barker!"

[quote name=\'ChuckNet\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 10:26 PM\']LOL...if I had a nickel for every time someone dropped that extra "N" in my surname...

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[/quote]...you wouldn't have as much money as I'd have if I had a nickel whenever someone mangled my last name.  I've heard it all: Weetrix, Wutherick, Wuthrian, and my personal favorite: Muthrich.  If I was ever asked to come on down, it might take Rich all day to get it right!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: mrchips on January 23, 2005, 07:01:00 PM

[quote name=\'starcade\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 08:02 PM\']No, Mr. Chips:  I'd say the "THAT'S TOO MUCH" - "EL CHEAPO" husband-wife combo would probably be a better way TO get on the show.  :)

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Oops. :-)
How about a strategically placed pair of those asterisks?

"I'M OPTIONAL"
"FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE OR KEEP A DAMN"
"LADIES, CAN I HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR NUMBERS?"
"TO HELL WITH A NEW CAR. I WANT THAT DAMN ISC TELEPHONE!"
"NOT EQUIPPED WITH CALIFORNIA EMISSIONS. CAN YOU TELL?"
"HEY RICH, CALL MY ALIAS"

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: Don Howard on January 23, 2005, 07:48:14 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No. Don't stop. Don't ever stop. Oh, God, yes!!!!!! More! More! More! I want to see posts in the thousands on this subject. This is better than anything Shecky Greene ever spewed. More!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: SRIV94 on January 23, 2005, 08:16:39 PM

[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 06:48 PM\']Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No. Don't stop. Don't ever stop. Oh, God, yes!!!!!! More! More! More! I want to see posts in the thousands on this subject. This is better than anything Shecky Greene ever spewed. More!

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I'll have what he's having.  :)

Doug -- and the countdown to 1000 begins

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: BrandonFG on January 23, 2005, 09:27:00 PM

[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 07:48 PM\']Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No. Don't stop. Don't ever stop. Oh, God, yes!!!!!! More! More! More! I want to see posts in the thousands on this subject. This is better than anything Shecky Greene ever spewed. More!

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For the first time this thread, I actually laughed.

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: joshg on January 24, 2005, 07:14:03 AM

[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 04:48 PM\']Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No. Don't stop. Don't ever stop. Oh, God, yes!!!!!! More! More! More! I want to see posts in the thousands on this subject. This is better than anything Shecky Greene ever spewed. More!

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...and a Shecky Greene reference, no less! Outstanding!

Josh

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: GSWitch on January 24, 2005, 07:46:24 AM

I (HEART) BRETT SOMERS, CHARLES NELSON REILLY & RICHARD DAWSON!

I'M READY TO MATCH THE STARS!

CUCKOO, FRIEND & OLLIE!

Title: How NOT to get on TPIR
Post by: tvwxman on January 24, 2005, 08:32:15 AM

[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 24 2005, 07:46 AM\']I (HEART) BRETT SOMERS, CHARLES NELSON REILLY & RICHARD DAWSON!

I'M READY TO MATCH THE STARS!

CUCKOO, FRIEND & OLLIE!

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Congratulations. The first person to not be funny AND not get the joke at the same time!

This topic is now officially dead.