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The Game Show Forum => The Big Board => Topic started by: geno57 on June 01, 2016, 03:40:54 PM
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The Oakland A’s outfielder, Coco Crisp, said: “My mom
named me after the cereal she was eating when she
went into labor. Good thing she wasn’t eating (__BLANK__)!”
Okay, now YOU come up with one.
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Kaboom
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Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.
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Peter Parker said, "I think I have been bitten by a radioactive chicken. I have the strangest urge to (- BLANK -).
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Shifting into tasteless mode...
Prince's autopsy is finally in. The cause of death is Purple (BLANK).
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What's hilarious is that my answer rhymes with blank.
I do think that threads like these inevitably crater because lots of people on the internet think they're funnier than they actually are.
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What's hilarious is that my answer rhymes with blank.
I do think that threads like these inevitably crater because lots of people on the internet think they're funnier than they actually are.
Unfortunately, yes.
Undaunted though I will try one.
The football coach said, "I don't like this new running back we signed. He couldn't even hang onto the ball if you BLANKed it to his hands!"
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Alec Baldwin said, "my career has been in such rut I decided to BLANK"
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Zack the Zombie moaned: "I haven't had a decent meal in weeks- I knew I shouldn't have moved to BLANK..."
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Steve said, "It's tough deciding who to choose in this election. Trump, Hillary, Trump, Hillary. Why can't we have someone sensible? Someone like ________."
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Zack the Zombie moaned: "I haven't had a decent meal in weeks- I knew I shouldn't have moved to BLANK..."
Oklahoma?
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Peter Parker said, "I think I have been bitten by a radioactive chicken. I have the strangest urge to (- BLANK -).
Lay eggs.
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Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.
What — Coco Crisp isn’t current enough?!
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Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.
What — Coco Crisp isn’t current enough?!
Did you want responses to your question, or did you want others to submit their own questions?
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Steve said, "It's tough deciding who to choose in this election. Trump, Hillary, Trump, Hillary. Why can't we have someone sensible? Someone like ________."
I think that's a little too broad in scope. You can literally fill that with anything. I might fine-tune that down into something such as: "Its too bad Hillary's running for president. If I wanted to vote for a liar, I'd nominate <blank>"
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Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.
What — Coco Crisp isn’t current enough?!
In 2002 he might have been. I actually had to look it up to see if he was still playing.
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Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.
What — Coco Crisp isn’t current enough?!
In 2002 he might have been. I actually had to look it up to see if he was still playing.
2002 is a little early. Even in late 2003, when he did a signing at an event at an Indians team shop, the line wasn't that long. Coco's best years weren't in Cleveland.
Steve said, "It's tough deciding who to choose in this election. Trump, Hillary, Trump, Hillary. Why can't we have someone sensible? Someone like ________."
I think that's a little too broad in scope. You can literally fill that with anything. I might fine-tune that down into something such as: "Its too bad Hillary's running for president. If I wanted to vote for a liar, I'd nominate <blank>"
the 4th-to-last word is a good way to get people to turn off their TVs.
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Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.
What — Coco Crisp isn’t current enough?!
Nono, I was trying to stave off the laundry list of one-word responses that Aaron was threatening to start. :)
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Jim said, "I think my DVR malfunctioned when I tried to record two shows at once. When I tried to watch the life story of Muhammad Ali, all I got was *BLANK* proclaiming that he was the greatest!"
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Pro-tip from writer Dick DeBartolo: "Implied category." There needs to be something in the question that implies some category that the answers should fall into.
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Ok, point taken. :D
How about something like this: Jim said, "My DVR malfunctioned when I tried to record two shows at once. When I tried to watch "The Life Story of Muhammad Ali," all I got was a presidential debate - and *BLANK* was proclaiming that THEY were the greatest!"
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Writing comedy is very hard.
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Humor is a funny thing that way.
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Maybe I'll have it down when Match Game is revived in 2026. :D
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Somehow I doubt it. :-p
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Did you want responses to your question, or did you want others to submit their own questions?
Either or both!
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Hey! Have you heard about the dating app for chauffeurs? It's called _____.
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That sounds more like a Definition.
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Here's a Round 1 question:
Steve Harvey said, "I just heard the best slang term for male genitalia - <blank>"
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No match, Dan'l.
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How about this...
Joe said, "I must be getting really old. Even my BLANK has wrinkles."
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Did you hear about the new Donald Trump documentary that's airing on Netflix? It's called "Making a <BLANK>."
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Did you hear about the new Donald Trump documentary that's airing on Netflix? It's called "Making a <BLANK>."
"Yuge" Mistake
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Hey! Have you heard about the dating app for chauffeurs? It's called _____.
Luber!
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Luber, I hardly know her!
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The pharmacy really screwed up Old Man Perriwinkle's prescription. Instead of the pills he needed, they put <Blank>s in the bottle instead.
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Okay, since I've seen a taping of this, I'll give it a try:
Did you hear there's a new item on the menu at the ABC cafeteria. It's called the Donald Trump. It's a _______ sandwich.
Coincidentally, the west side NYC Trump apartment complex is literally a stone's throw away from where MG is being taped.
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Did you hear there's a new item on the menu at the ABC cafeteria. It's called the Donald Trump. It's a _______ sandwich.
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Harry said, "I'd better move to a new house. Last night, my next-door neighbour came over for a visit, and I live next to a _______."
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Harry said, "I'd better move to a new house. Last night, my next-door neighbour came over for a visit, and I live next to a _______."
This is a good one, I like.
I'd say "cemetery".
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Did you hear about Thicke performing at the recent sommeliers' convention? He sang a spoof of his first big hit and called it "Blurred <BLANK>."
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Did you hear about Thicke performing at the recent sommeliers' convention? He sang a spoof of his first big hit and called it "Blurred <BLANK>."
Was I the only one who immediately thought of Alan when reading the name Thicke?
And your clue is too on-the-nose for people who know what a sommelier is, and a giant question mark for those who don't.