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The Game Show Forum => The Big Board => Topic started by: CBSJokersWildFan on February 25, 2004, 01:41:53 AM
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When in Australia, where is one likely to have his or her hair cut?
In a Tony Barber shop, of course!
(Okay, I'll go back to lurking now...)
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[quote name=\'CBSJokersWildFan\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 01:41 AM\'] When in Australia, where is one likely to have his or her hair cut?
In a Tony Barber shop, of course!
(Okay, I'll go back to lurking now...) [/quote]
I hope some of you folks aren't proud of this terrible "jokes"....
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[quote name=\'Dsmith\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 01:47 AM\'] [quote name=\'CBSJokersWildFan\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 01:41 AM\'] When in Australia, where is one likely to have his or her hair cut?
In a Tony Barber shop, of course!
(Okay, I'll go back to lurking now...) [/quote]
I hope some of you folks aren't proud of this terrible "jokes".... [/quote]
I've seen worse...MUCH worse...
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[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 11:35 AM\']I've seen worse...MUCH worse...[/quote]
Yes. You might say this is a cut above some of the others. Or that it beats them by a hair. Or by a close shave. Or by a razor-thin margin.
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My bad joke's not worthy of its own thread...
Scooby-Doo and Astro are going to be competing on a revival of a famous 1970's/1980's game where "Knowledge is king and lady luck is queen". A nationally known weatherman's face will be on the wheels. The game?
"Roker!, Roker!!, Roker!!!"
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[quote name=\'aaron sica\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 11:41 AM\']My bad joke's not worthy of its own thread...
Scooby-Doo and Astro are going to be competing on a revival of a famous 1970's/1980's game where "Knowledge is king and lady luck is queen". A nationally known weatherman's face will be on the wheels. The game?
"Roker!, Roker!!, Roker!!!"[/quote]
That one's so bad it needs to be Barryed where it can never be found again--perhaps as close to the Devil as possible.
We hope Jack, after Twenty-One, learned the difference between wrong Enright so that he's not down there, too. Either way I'll bet he's spinning in his grave over that joke.
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[quote name=\'Mike Tennant\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 11:38 AM\'] [quote name=\'aaron sica\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 11:41 AM\']My bad joke's not worthy of its own thread...
Scooby-Doo and Astro are going to be competing on a revival of a famous 1970's/1980's game where "Knowledge is king and lady luck is queen". A nationally known weatherman's face will be on the wheels. The game?
"Roker!, Roker!!, Roker!!!"[/quote]
That one's so bad it needs to be Barryed where it can never be found again--perhaps as close to the Devil as possible.
We hope Jack, after Twenty-One, learned the difference between wrong Enright so that he's not down there, too. Either way I'll bet he's spinning in his grave over that joke. [/quote]
I'll add more fuel to this fire (LOL)!
When either Scooby or Astro plays the bonus round, they don't have to avoid the devil, but this....
(Pulls on slot machine)
$50...$75...SCRAPPY DOO!
"Ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta! Puppy Power!"
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HOORAY!!! It's my 200th post!!! Since this is about Joker's Wild, I'm dancing to the famous Russian Circus-Goofy Win theme song, HEY!
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[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 04:07 PM\'] I'll add more fuel to this fire (LOL)!
When either Scooby or Astro plays the bonus round, they don't have to avoid the devil, but this....
(Pulls on slot machine)
$50...$75...SCRAPPY DOO!
"Ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta! Puppy Power!"
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HOORAY!!! It's my 200th post!!! Since this is about Joker's Wild, I'm dancing to the famous Russian Circus-Goofy Win theme song, HEY! [/quote]
In 25 words or less, can someone please explain this so-called "joke" to me?
Out of Witchiepoo's 200 posts, I think I've understood no more than 3 of them.
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[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 04:31 PM\'][quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 04:07 PM\'] I'll add more fuel to this fire (LOL)!
When either Scooby or Astro plays the bonus round, they don't have to avoid the devil, but this....
(Pulls on slot machine)
$50...$75...SCRAPPY DOO!
"Ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta! Puppy Power!"
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HOORAY!!! It's my 200th post!!! Since this is about Joker's Wild, I'm dancing to the famous Russian Circus-Goofy Win theme song, HEY! [/quote]
In 25 words or less, can someone please explain this so-called "joke" to me?
Out of Witchiepoo's 200 posts, I think I've understood no more than 3 of them.[/quote]
The only thing I can think of is that Scrappy Doo is the cartoon equivalent of Ted McGinley. Ted McGinley's the devil?
Wait, that's 22 words...let me make that a bit shorter...
GSWitch smokes some damn good crack. 6 words, there you go.
Out of Witchiepoo's 200 posts, I think I've understood no more than 3 of them.
That's 3 more than me. :-P
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[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 02:31 PM\'] In 25 words or less, can someone please explain this so-called "joke" to me?
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Don't try. That post was utterly vapid of any useful content, for entertainment purposes or otherwise.
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[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 03:41 PM\'] GSWitch smokes some damn good crack. 6 words, there you go. [/quote]
The mascot & I are drug free, don't you forget it!
WITCH: You got that right! Make another crack about me being on crack & I'll sick "The Evil Trees" on you.
Calling all Evil Trees, calling all Evil Trees!
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As for the Scrappy Doo punch line, most Scooby Doo fans disliked Scrappy Doo (even my late aunt) because he's annoying.
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[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 07:14 PM\'] As for the Scrappy Doo punch line, most Scooby Doo fans disliked Scrappy Doo (even my late aunt) because he's annoying. [/quote]
Well, that makes two of you, then.
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[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 04:31 PM\']
In 25 words or less, can someone please explain this so-called "joke" to me?
Out of Witchiepoo's 200 posts, I think I've understood no more than 3 of them. [/quote]
You see, Klauss. GSWitch is a retard, but he does not know it.
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[quote name=\'gshowman18\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 09:59 PM\'] You see, Klauss. GSWitch is a retard, but he does not know it. [/quote]
I thought you were warned not to use that word. And my name's Mike, not Klauss.
I'll let Chris and/or Matt handle it from here.
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[quote name=\'gshowman18\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 09:59 PM\'] You see, Klauss. GSWitch is a retard, but he does not know it. [/quote]
Is that a house of glass you're living in, Michael?
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No fair! After I went to all the trouble of coming up with a slew of atrocious puns, GSWitch gets all the heat. Life just isn't fair.
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[quote name=\'Mike Tennant\' date=\'Feb 26 2004, 08:24 AM\'] No fair! After I went to all the trouble of coming up with a slew of atrocious puns, GSWitch gets all the heat. Life just isn't fair. [/quote]
Quite a few years ago, there was a computer game about nuclear escalation...I don't remember the exact title, but I remember reading the review in the ORIGINAL Electronic Games magazine, to give you an idea of how far back we're talking about. (Man, that was an incredible magazine. R.I.P.) Anyhow, the point was to hold political influence WITHOUT World War III breaking out and the nukes flying. If you failed at this task, a single text screen came up, which I'm quoting to the best my shoddy memory will allow:
"You have touched off a nuclear holocaust.
"And no, there will be no pretty graphics of missiles flying, or bright explosions, or mushroom clouds.
"We do not reward failure."
Take from that what you will. ;)
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[quote name=\'Mike Tennant\' date=\'Feb 26 2004, 10:24 AM\'] No fair! After I went to all the trouble of coming up with a slew of atrocious puns, GSWitch gets all the heat. Life just isn't fair. [/quote]
Sorry, Mike. Your puns made sense and weren't about either Scrappy Doo or cackling witches. Try again.
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Mike , serves you Enright.
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[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Feb 26 2004, 10:24 AM\'] Sorry, Mike. Your puns made sense and weren't about either Scrappy Doo or cackling witches. Try again. [/quote]
In other words, he Barryed it.
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What TPiR game has contestants placing spices into three groups, based on their price, with two 20 second chances to get them all right?
THYME IS MONEY!
[ducking big time]
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[quote name=\'PeterMarshallFan\' date=\'Feb 26 2004, 04:57 PM\'] What TPiR game has contestants placing spices into three groups, based on their price, with two 20 second chances to get them all right?
THYME IS MONEY!
[ducking big time] [/quote]
That reminds me.
With the recent happenings, the producers of TPiR have unveiled a new game which will all but guarantee a winner, but the prize budget is lacking.
It's called Dime is Money.