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Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: GSWitch on January 16, 2004, 01:12:59 PM
With Pyramid & Hollywood Squares canned, looks like Daytime will be limited to Price/Jeopardy!/Wheel/Millionaire.  So here's a Hee Haw song that would be appropriate for game show fans.

"Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!"

Remember the number to call is BR-549! (LOL)
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: GS Warehouse on January 16, 2004, 01:24:39 PM
[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment.
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: Jimmy Owen on January 16, 2004, 01:32:04 PM
"Hee Haw" was Don Harron's best show, after "Anything You Can Do," of course.
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: SRIV94 on January 16, 2004, 01:34:26 PM
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 12:24 PM\'] [quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment. [/quote]
 Nah, I'll just pull a Jamie Farr and hit a huge gong.  :)

Doug -- soon to celebrate 300 posts (and thank G-d I don't need to type THAT anymore ;-) )
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: GSWitch on January 16, 2004, 01:38:05 PM
I'll throw rotten tomatoes @ myself!  I forgot to add Feud to the list of survivors, sorry!
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: Dbacksfan12 on January 16, 2004, 03:07:00 PM
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:24 PM\'] [quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment. [/quote]
 Simon Cowell would probably say "This sucks."
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: Winkfan on January 16, 2004, 04:49:40 PM
[quote name=\'Dsmith\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 03:07 PM\'] [quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:24 PM\'] [quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment. [/quote]
Simon Cowell would probably say "This sucks." [/quote]
 RIGHT ON. DON!!!!! And may I also add this as well:

Ooooh, ooooh, Game Show Witchy woman,
see how hard she tri-i-ies.
Ooooh, ooooh, Game Show Witchy woman,
all of her statements are li-i-i-IES!.*

Cordially,
Tammy Warner--the 'Anita Gillette of the Big Board!

(*With apologies to the Eagles)
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: GSWitch on January 16, 2004, 05:17:51 PM
[quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 03:49 PM\'] Ooooh, ooooh, Game Show Witchy woman,
see how hard she tri-i-ies.
Ooooh, ooooh, Game Show Witchy woman,
all of her statements are li-i-i-IES!.*

Cordially,
Tammy Warner--the 'Anita Gillette of the Big Board!

(*With apologies to the Eagles) [/quote]
 First off, I'm a him, not a her!  

So you're calling me a liar.  Guess I belong in The Liar's Club. (LOL).
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: Winkfan on January 16, 2004, 05:50:47 PM
[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:17 PM\'] First off, I'm a him, not a her! 

So you're calling me a liar.  Guess I belong in The Liar's Club. (LOL). [/quote]
I didn't say YOU were a 'liar,' Larry; I was only saying that about your 'mascot.' Can't either of you take a joke? Oh, I forgot, you and your mascot are the only 'serious' ones in this group; and everyone else here is supposed to take your word as 'gospel.'

Cordially,
Tammy Warner--the 'Anita Gillette of the Big Board!'

P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch!
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: BrandonFG on January 16, 2004, 06:35:09 PM
[quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
 Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket....
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: clemon79 on January 16, 2004, 06:56:23 PM
[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 04:35 PM\'] [quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... [/quote]
 And I'm Richard. The line forms to the left, ladies.... :)
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: Kevin Prather on January 16, 2004, 07:33:39 PM
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 11:24 AM\'] [quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment. [/quote]
 If Don Harron saw that, he'd probably sue all of us!
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: gameshowguy2000 on January 16, 2004, 07:55:31 PM
[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:35 PM\'] [quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... [/quote]
 I'll do Nipsey's role (but I don't know if he does Limericks!)

2004 is starting out bad
As many shows are getting the boot.
But don't you game show fans worry at all,
Because they'll give away the final loot!

There! How's THAT?
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: Kevin Prather on January 16, 2004, 08:06:27 PM
[quote name=\'gameshowguy2000\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:55 PM\'] [quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:35 PM\'] [quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... [/quote]
I'll do Nipsey's role (but I don't know if he does Limericks!)

2004 is starting out bad
As many shows are getting the boot.
But don't you game show fans worry at all,
Because they'll give away the final loot!

There! How's THAT? [/quote]
 If Nipsey Russell saw that, he'd probably sue all of us!
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: BrandonFG on January 16, 2004, 09:29:12 PM
[quote name=\'gameshowguy2000\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 07:55 PM\'] [quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:35 PM\'] [quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... [/quote]
I'll do Nipsey's role (but I don't know if he does Limericks!)

2004 is starting out bad
As many shows are getting the boot.
But don't you game show fans worry at all,
Because they'll give away the final loot!

There! How's THAT? [/quote]
 No...you can be Gary Burghoff...I'm sure someone will pick up that reference. :-P
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: GSWitch on January 16, 2004, 10:47:33 PM
[quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 04:50 PM\'] I didn't say YOU were a 'liar,' Larry; I was only saying that about your 'mascot.' Can't either of you take a joke? Oh, I forgot, you and your mascot are the only 'serious' ones in this group; and everyone else here is supposed to take your word as 'gospel.'

Cordially,
Tammy Warner--the 'Anita Gillette of the Big Board!'

P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
 I apologize Tammy.  Didn't mean to take that offensively!  Only did the Hee Haw tune as a laugh.  Grandpa Jones, Kenny Price, Archie Campbell & Roy Clark sang that tune.
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: drmusic_99 on January 16, 2004, 11:03:52 PM
I apologize in advance...

(to Pyramid and H2):

Where, oh where, are you tonight
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I clicked the channel changer and thought I'd found game shows
They liked another and (pppt) you were gone.
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: GSWitch on January 17, 2004, 07:33:22 AM
[quote name=\'drmusic_99\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 10:03 PM\'] I apologize in advance...

(to Pyramid and H2):

Where, oh where, are you tonight
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I clicked the channel changer and thought I'd found game shows
They liked another and (pppt) you were gone. [/quote]
 Loved that parody tune!

Might as well complete the Hee Haw cycle.  This tune's dedicated to Tattletales!

"Oh we're not ones to go around, spreadin rumor.
 Oh really we're just not the gossipy kind.
 Oh you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip.
 So you better be sure & listen close the first time!"
Title: Hee Haw Tune
Post by: clemon79 on January 17, 2004, 05:10:24 PM
Yer big into filking, aren't you?