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Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: bulldog_06 on December 09, 2013, 10:44:34 PM

Tonight\'s episode of \"Best Funeral Ever\" on TLC features a deceased person receiving a game show-themed funeral. Would you want one of those?


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: clemon79 on December 09, 2013, 11:02:15 PM


Tonight\'s episode of \"Best Funeral Ever\" on TLC features a deceased person receiving a game show-themed funeral. Would you want one of those?




 


I don\'t want a funeral anyhow (what kind of a dick move is it to accrue that kind of expense as my last act when my heirs could use that cash towards something actually functional?), but if I did, I damn sure wouldn\'t want one that caused my guests to die of sympathetic embarrassment.

Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: TLEberle on December 09, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
I would have no problem setting aside $1,000 or so for a smallish and low-key get together; enough for food and an open-bar so people could share stories and such, but there\'s not a chance in hell that I want them playing This Was My Life at the party. I\'m not well-off enough so that people think I\'m eccentric; I surely don\'t want my not-very-secret hobby put on display as the last thing they remember about me.

/Back when I still had a subscription to Games Magazine, someone wrote a short story about a rich guy who kicks off and has his dipstick son play Who Wants to be an Heir? for the large-ish estate on offer.
Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: clemon79 on December 09, 2013, 11:13:35 PM


I would have no problem setting aside $1,000 or so for a smallish and low-key get together; enough for food and an open-bar so people could share stories and such,




 


Note that this isn\'t a funeral, though, that\'s a wake, and I\'m fully in favor of those. I want my people to gather, fire up the Xboxen, and (figuratively; otherwise it\'s a waste) pour one out in my honor.

Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: The Ol' Guy on December 09, 2013, 11:58:02 PM

If you\'re not going to be cremated, every funeral has at least a touch of CrossWits. Six down and three across.


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: aaron sica on December 10, 2013, 12:48:17 AM

I wouldn\'t want a funeral with a \"Card Sharks\" theme....Might be awkward if they have to go to \"Sudden Death\"....

Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: DoorNumberFour on December 10, 2013, 01:16:47 AM
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Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: urbanpreppie05 on December 10, 2013, 06:56:04 AM

My brother called me and told me to turn to tlc to see this (which I don\'t have, got rid of cable for netflix/hulu plus in the last move) and described the details of this..fiasco. My response?


\"I hate our fandom sometimes\"


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: BrandonFG on December 10, 2013, 09:40:23 AM

No...I\'m perfectly okay with what some people call a \"celebration of life\". Once I start my family (Good Lord willin\'), I will make that clear that that is what I prefer.


 


I\'m not okay with them playing Sale of the Century for my personal belongings.


 


/You can have Brandon\'s Kindle Fire, originally priced at $200


//For the low, low price of $12!!!


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: dale_grass on December 10, 2013, 09:49:21 AM

I\'m not okay with them playing Sale of the Century for my personal belongings.


But think of how nicely any disagreements would segue into Family Feud.
Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: PYLdude on December 10, 2013, 10:01:08 AM


I\'m not okay with them playing Sale of the Century for my personal belongings.


But think of how nicely any disagreements would segue into Family Feud.



If people wouldn\'t be in Jeopardy of getting beat up over stuff like that. ;)
Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: BrandonFG on December 10, 2013, 10:10:06 AM

Now, now....no fighting at the celebration. Someone can have the Kindle if The Price is Right...


 


/Starting to feel uncomfortable here


//Praying the Kindle is about 60 years past its prime when all this goes down


///Then they can try and sell it to one of those History Channel \"antiques\" shows


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: PYLdude on December 10, 2013, 10:27:07 AM


Now, now....no fighting at the celebration. Someone can have the Kindle if The Price is Right...

 

/Starting to feel uncomfortable here

//Praying the Kindle is about 60 years past its prime when all this goes down

///Then they can try and sell it to one of those History Channel \"antiques\" shows




Pawn Stars: the Next Generation?


/Brandon Foster-Gray\'s funeral is a Reg Grundy Production
Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: bscripps on December 10, 2013, 11:05:16 AM

\"Get a thousand dollars or more and you win the game, but if the Devil comes up, it\'s all over and you lose everything.\"


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: jjman920 on December 10, 2013, 12:30:46 PM

\"Ladies and Gentleman, prior to his death, Brandon Foster-Gray placed his life savings into one of these sixty-six surprise packages. Today, someone may win one of Brandon\'s fabulous belongings, or the grand prize of his life savings on...a very special edition of Treasure Hunt!\"


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: Fedya on December 10, 2013, 04:00:59 PM

I\'m not okay with them playing Sale of the Century for my personal belongings.


I would have suggested making them play Survivor instead, but then I\'m a misanthrope.
Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: dale_grass on December 10, 2013, 06:08:37 PM

\"Get a thousand dollars or more and you win the game, but if the Devil comes up, it\'s all over and you lose everything.\"


No more calls, please. We have a winner.
Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: DrBear on December 10, 2013, 07:37:24 PM

I\'d do a \"Let\'s Make a Deal\" funeral for myself, but I don\'t think anybody would want what\'s in the box.


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: TimK2003 on December 10, 2013, 08:07:40 PM

Some participants may receive some lovely \"parting\" gifts...


Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: Jeremy Nelson on December 10, 2013, 10:11:48 PM


 



\"Get a thousand dollars or more and you win the game, but if the Devil comes up, it\'s all over and you lose everything.\"





No more calls, please. We have a winner.

 




Seconded. I did a spit take on this one.

Title: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: alfonzos on December 13, 2013, 07:55:54 PM

No, if I can\'t play what\'s the point?


Title: Re: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: Jamey Greek on January 16, 2014, 07:44:29 PM
Link to the episode?
Title: Re: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: BrandonFG on January 16, 2014, 09:01:19 PM
If seeing the episode is absolutely mandatory, they're available for $1.99 on Youtube.

The only other thing I found was a clip from the trailer on TLC's site. It's literally two seconds long and not worth linking to.
Title: Re: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: TLEberle on January 16, 2014, 09:48:47 PM
The only other thing I found was a clip from the trailer on TLC's site. It's literally two seconds long and not worth linking to.
To you, anyway. :)
Title: Re: A Game Show-themed funeral?
Post by: TLEberle on January 18, 2014, 12:12:26 AM
As learned on Millionaire today: the guy who sang the "Baby back ribs!" jingle for Chili's was interred in a barbecue smoker in an episode for the same program.