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Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: MrGameShow on April 27, 2007, 11:37:49 AM

At the end of the show, Monty would normally go around the audience and ask for outrageous things..

So here's YOUR chance; If you were Monty, what would YOU ask someone for?

The more outrageous the better! ;)

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: clemon79 on April 27, 2007, 11:42:03 AM

"I'll give you $100 for an unused condom. Good! Now I'll make it $200 if you can give me a soiled one..."

/Blues Brothers FTW

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: WhammyPower on April 27, 2007, 12:48:46 PM

"I'll give you $50 for an unsharpened pencil."

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: clemon79 on April 27, 2007, 01:32:55 PM

[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'151099\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 09:48 AM\']
"I'll give you $50 for an unsharpened pencil."
[/quote]
What is "outrageous" about an unsharpened pencil?

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: tpirfan28 on April 27, 2007, 01:38:37 PM

Lemon took the good one.

"I'll give $75 for someone who can give me a prosthetic toe (http://\"http://www.bootiful.me.uk/wp-photos/photos/prosthetic%20front%20view.JPG\")."

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: WhammyPower on April 27, 2007, 01:49:02 PM

[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'151100\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 12:32 PM\'] [quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'151099\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 09:48 AM\']
"I'll give you $50 for an unsharpened pencil."
[/quote]
What is "outrageous" about an unsharpened pencil? [/quote]
Fine.

"I'll give you $500 if you have a dead body in your car."

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: clemon79 on April 27, 2007, 01:53:48 PM

[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'151103\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 10:49 AM\']
"I'll give you $500 if you have a dead body in your car."
[/quote]
Now yer talking.

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: Jimmy Owen on April 27, 2007, 02:25:50 PM

"Let's see, here's a woman dressed as a waitress. For $50, show me your tips."

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: aaron sica on April 27, 2007, 02:33:57 PM

"Here's a woman and man dressed up as chicken. Miss Hen, I'll give you $500 if you show me your cock"

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: Don Howard on April 27, 2007, 03:18:21 PM

"I'll give you $100 for a naked picture of your wife. You don't have one? All right, for $200, I'll sell you one".

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: Matt Ottinger on April 27, 2007, 03:48:00 PM

[quote name=\'Don Howard\' post=\'151109\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 03:18 PM\']
"I'll give you $100 for a naked picture of your wife. You don't have one? All right, for $200, I'll sell you one".
[/quote]
Winner.

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: TLEberle on April 27, 2007, 04:08:29 PM

[quote name=\'tpirfan28\' post=\'151101\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 10:38 AM\']"I'll give $75 for someone who can give me a prosthetic toe (http://\"http://www.bootiful.me.uk/wp-photos/photos/prosthetic%20front%20view.JPG\")."
[/quote]Aw, about five feet too low, otherwise I could have obliged. :)

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: clemon79 on April 27, 2007, 04:47:21 PM

[quote name=\'TLEberle\' post=\'151112\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 01:08 PM\']
Aw, about five feet too low, otherwise I could have obliged. :)
[/quote]
What you need is a mouthful of false teeth, so you can do the "Bet you I can't bite my right eye / left eye" bar bet. You'd drink for free for the rest of your life. :)

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: TimK2003 on April 27, 2007, 06:11:34 PM

$500 if you have proof that you spent time in the Paris Hilton. $1000 if you have a picture of you in the Paris Hilton!

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: MrGameShow on April 27, 2007, 06:18:12 PM

You guys scare me on the best days..

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: TheLastResort on April 27, 2007, 06:24:24 PM

"I'll give you $50 if you can give me a $100 bill."

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: clemon79 on April 27, 2007, 06:52:14 PM

[quote name=\'TimK2003\' post=\'151119\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 03:11 PM\']
$500 if you have proof that you spent time in the Paris Hilton. $1000 if you have a picture of you in the Paris Hilton!
[/quote]
Dude, you're gonna be poor *quick*.

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: saussage on April 27, 2007, 08:28:42 PM

I'll give you a hundred dollars if you're wearing a diaper.... $500 if you can tell me what's inside of it without looking :)

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: Jay Temple on April 28, 2007, 12:58:50 AM

Dennis Miller: "Monty Hall stumped the audience the other day. He offered $500 to anyone who could produce a shred of dignity."

Title: If you were Monty Hall..
Post by: clemon79 on April 28, 2007, 03:57:05 AM

No more calls, please, we have a winner!