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The Game Show Forum => The Big Board => Topic started by: Lemonjello on April 06, 2006, 01:04:08 PM
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The contestant has a son on the kidney transplant waiting list.
Howie: "The banker has offered $28,000..." ::Howie wheels out a guy on a gurney::
"PLUS, this guy's kidney! We have a surgeon waiting in the green room. DEAL................or NO DEAL? Before you answer, let me just ask your son something. What do you think Jimmy, should your daddy take the deal?"
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Probably won't happen. There haven't been organs on game shows since the '60s.
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"so you said your son is still a virgin, well..."
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[quote name=\'Jimmy Owen\' post=\'115497\' date=\'Apr 6 2006, 10:33 AM\']
Probably won't happen. There haven't been organs on game shows since the '60s.
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Patrick Wayne.
/veal
//or no veal
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Howie walks out something under a sheet wrapped in a ribbon.
HOWIE: All right Clark, the banker's offer stands at $70,000. In addition to that, earlier tonight, you said you'd like your boss Frank Shirley brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and you want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and you want to look him straight in the eye and you want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ----less, hopeless, heartless, fat----, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey --- he is. And then you requested some Tylenol. Well, Clark, under this sheet...
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[quote name=\'Adam Nedeff\' post=\'115502\' date=\'Apr 6 2006, 10:58 AM\']
Howie walks out something under a sheet wrapped in a ribbon.
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I'd shake my head at the inanity of this thread if you didn't just quote one of my very favorite holiday movies.
Well played, sir. :)