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The Game Show Forum => The Big Board => Topic started by: chrisholland03 on November 07, 2009, 12:34:22 PM
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This thread is exactly as it sounds...ideas for puzzles rejected by Wheel of Fortune
Someone earlier mentioned 'Taking a Dump' -- Event
I'll add to the list the following:
'Brooke and Panty Shields' -- Same Name
'James, Charlie and Doo Doo Brown' -- Same Name
'Hiring A Prostitute' -- Event
Any other ideas?
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Hmmmm. (http://\"http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3437/ilikewherethisthreadisgtf.jpg\")
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'A Bloody Nose' -- Event
'A Can Of Whoop Ass' -- Thing
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"George Carlin's Seven Infamous Words" - Clue
"Shit Happens" - Phrase
"V" - Title
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[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'230035\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 12:32 PM\']Hmmmm. (http://\"http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3437/ilikewherethisthreadisgtf.jpg\")[/quote]
Hehe, enjoyable.
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"Fluffer" - Person
"Shoving a Single in a Strippers G-String" - Event
"Sanitary Napkin Holder" - Before and After (or Clue)
"Se7en" - Title (they can call numbers, right?)
"Behind the Green Door" - Title (even mentioned by Richard on an ep. of Match Game)
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"None of your damn business" -- What Are You Doing?
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[quote name=\'Monarx\' post=\'230041\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 01:58 PM\']"Shit Happens" - Phrase[/quote]
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is… psssh, it happens.
Actually, "Hiring a Prostitute", "Shoving a Single in a Strippers G-String" and "Taking a Dump" would be categorized as "What Are You Doing?".
As for Se7en, Pat has said you could call anything if you landed on Free Play, you'd call anything. I see no reason not to call a 7. Or an ñ. Or a glottal stop.
In all seriousness, pertaining to the thread:
Same Name: DIVORCE & ROLLING PAPERS
Things: BIG TITS. They were one letter off (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIGnwxtPzo8&feature=related\") in the Puzzler era.
Thing: ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
/Wait, I thought it was more of an ideological stance than a disease?
//I can finally take off this puce ribbon!
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"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"- Phrase (this one's a thinker)
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[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'230045\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 03:14 PM\']"Fluffer" - Person[/quote]
Occupation.
-Jason
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[quote name=\'whewfan\' post=\'230049\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 12:14 PM\']"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"- Phrase (this one's a thinker)[/quote]So as long as you stay away from penalty spaces, you can't lose.
Yay.
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"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
That is a puzzle on the Wheel of Fortune Deluxe Edition on SNES.
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[quote name=\'whewfan\' post=\'230049\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 12:14 PM\']"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"- Phrase (this one's a thinker)[/quote]
I used this one in a game of Gag Wheel of Fortune on PYLP one time.
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[quote name=\'TLEberle\' post=\'230052\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 03:36 PM\'][quote name=\'whewfan\' post=\'230049\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 12:14 PM\']"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"- Phrase (this one's a thinker)[/quote]So as long as you stay away from penalty spaces, you can't lose.
Yay.
[/quote]
I would probably recognize that puzzle with no letters showing. And then call Q, Z and X just to show off.
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JON HAMM AS DON DRAPER
GRAND THEFT AUTO
PARTICIPATING IN YOUR FIRST THREESOME- PRIZE PUZZLE
PROTESTING OBAMA AT A TEA, PARTY
BZZZZ
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[quote name=\'toetyper\' post=\'230057\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 04:52 PM\']PARTICIPATING IN YOUR FIRST THREESOME- PRIZE PUZZLE[/quote]
I Somebody might actually want that one, depending on who the other two are.
Toetyper, I've been meaning to ask: Do you really type with your toes? If so, why? I'm just super curious is all.
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[quote name=\'toetyper\' post=\'230057\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 04:52 PM\']GRAND THEFT AUTO[/quote]As a video game title that's sold millions of titles, why would they reject this one?
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[quote name=\'Modor\' post=\'230059\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 05:01 PM\'][quote name=\'toetyper\' post=\'230057\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 04:52 PM\']GRAND THEFT AUTO[/quote]As a video game title that's sold millions of titles, why would they reject this one?
[/quote]
It's destined to be accepted if it's in the category, "What're You In For?"
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Before and After:
J A C K
A _ _
H O L E
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[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230058\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 04:59 PM\'][quote name=\'toetyper\' post=\'230057\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 04:52 PM\']PARTICIPATING IN YOUR FIRST THREESOME- PRIZE PUZZLE[/quote]
I Somebody might actually want that one, depending on who the other two are.
Toetyper, I've been meaning to ask: Do you really type with your toes? If so, why? I'm just super curious is all.
[/quote]
YUP
cerebral palsy
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[quote name=\'WilliamPorygon\' post=\'230061\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 05:07 PM\']Before and After:
J A C K
A _ _
H O L E[/quote]
That reminds me of the time that the puzzle was PIANO RECITAL. Of course, the E and the A were bought before the I.
Also, I believe "jackass" and "asshole" are both one word. But you never know; Wheel, for some odd reason, considers "keychain" and "milkshake" two words, and they have broken up one-word terms for Same Name (TINKER & TACO BELL).
As for Grand Theft Auto as a puzzle, Toetyper could be referring to the crime or the video game. If the latter, then yeah — Wheel tries to stay a family show, so I would definitely say that they don't want to be referring to a game that's probably one step beyond even the M rating. It'd be like if they had, say, "Conker's Bad Fur Day" as a puzzle back in '01 (although that game was nowhere near as famous, it certainly pushed the envelope for even an M).
Speaking of violence among cartoon animals, I don't see HAPPY TREE FRIENDS as a puzzle in the near future either.
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[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230063\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 05:14 PM\'][quote name=\'WilliamPorygon\' post=\'230061\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 05:07 PM\']Before and After:
J A C K
A _ _
H O L E[/quote]
That reminds me of the time that the puzzle was PIANO RECITAL. Of course, the E and the A were bought before the I.
[/quote]
this took me a good 5 minutes
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It is a thing and it is DREW CAREY'S CLIFF HANGERS SUIT.
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[quote name=\'Darion Blackwood Daniel\' post=\'230066\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 05:37 PM\']It is a thing and it is DREW CAREY'S CLIFF HANGERS SUIT.[/quote]What in the hell are you talking about?
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Pull up, Sully! Pull up!
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[quote name=\'Darion Blackwood Daniel\' post=\'230066\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 04:37 PM\']It is a thing and it is DREW CAREY'S CLIFF HANGERS SUIT.[/quote]
WH__SH
Want to buy a vowel?
ObThread: In honor of Mr. Lemon's picture earlier in the thread, I give you a Phrase: LOL WUT
And for kicks, a Phrase: WHAAARGARBL
Proper Name: DIRTY SANCHEZ
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[quote name=\'TeppanYaki\' post=\'230070\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 06:07 PM\']And for kicks, a Phrase: WHAAARGARBL[/quote]
Oh come on. That would so be a Megaword.
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Or do a family guy
Category: Phrase
GO
_UCK
YOURSELF
:D
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[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230074\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 06:35 PM\'][quote name=\'TeppanYaki\' post=\'230070\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 06:07 PM\']And for kicks, a Phrase: WHAAARGARBL[/quote]
Oh come on. That would so be a Megaword.
[/quote]
I disagree, since you could have substituted that for Mr. Blackwood's post and the result would have been same.
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[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230063\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 02:14 PM\']a game that's probably one step beyond even the M rating.[/quote]
The ESRB disagrees with you. (http://\"http://www.co-optimus.com/image.php?id=339\")
Unless you were editorializing. In which case:
The ESRB disagrees with you. (http://\"http://www.co-optimus.com/image.php?id=339\")
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A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS.
Oh, wait.
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[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'230078\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 07:22 PM\'][quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230063\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 02:14 PM\']a game that's probably one step beyond even the M rating.[/quote]
The ESRB disagrees with you. (http://\"http://www.co-optimus.com/image.php?id=339\")
Unless you were editorializing. In which case:
The ESRB disagrees with you. (http://\"http://www.co-optimus.com/image.php?id=339\")
[/quote]
Not working for me; the link or Mr. 'ton's post. If the ESRB gave it a M rating, then it's a M rating. What's the whole "one step beyond?" The "TwoGirlsOneCupofHotCoffee" mode in the next game?
ObTopic: Before and After: GO POUND SAND CASTLES
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[codebox] WHAT THE ? IS THAT
PAT DOESN'T GIVE A ? ANYMORE
? MY LIFE[/codebox]
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[quote name=\'Kniwt\' post=\'230080\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 08:29 PM\']A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS.
Oh, wait.[/quote]
Lemme try some more to make up for my epic fail at humor last time the last eleventy billion times: MINERS & HOES.
Hang on a second, I've got one… AN UGLY CHILD.
Oh wait, I've got it now. MUSTARD-FILLED CHOCOLATE ECLAIR.
…Ugh, I give up.
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[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230085\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 06:34 PM\']…Ugh, I give up.[/quote]
Somehow, I doubt it.
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The Category is: What's Going On?
The Puzzle is: PAT YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN.
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Sadly, some of these seem more likely than
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE (person)
EID (event)
ISAAC NEWTON'S LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS (things or title)
ATLAS SHRUGGED (title)
TBILISI or even SRI LANKA (on the map) (At least the latter is solvable as a bonus puzzle.)
Titles in the original spirit of the thread:
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS
WHERE THE BOYS AREN'T (For my money, this is one of the cleverer adult film rip-off titles.)
SPERMS OF ENDEARMENT
MEIN KAMPF
THE SATANIC VERSES
SICKO (though it's not inconceivable that they'd use it as just PERSON)
It's also not inconceivable to me that they'd have THE KORAN as a thing, but I doubt (and simulataneously wish) they'd put it up as THE QU'RAN.
Things:
DI_DO
VI__ATO_
C_ND_M
Thing/Event: E_E_A (I can imagine an embarassed contestant guessing this if the actual puzzle were ENEMY.)
Names:
YASIR ARAFAT
POL POT
COLONEL MUAMMAR QADDAFI
JOSEF MENGELE
DOCTOR JACK KEVORKIAN
CHUCK WOOLERY
Twentington: I always wanted a captain on Family Feud to say, "I brought my beautiful daughter Emily, my ugly daughter ..."
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[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230095\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 11:02 PM\']SICKO (though it's not inconceivable that they'd use it as just PERSON)[/quote]
That could've easily been a Slang bonus puzzle back in the early '90s. They loved really short bonus puzzles back then (would you believe WAX, WIG and ZOO all in the same month?).
[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230095\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 11:02 PM\']Names:
YASIR ARAFAT
POL POT
COLONEL MUAMMAR QADDAFI
JOSEF MENGELE
DOCTOR JACK KEVORKIAN
CHUCK WOOLERY[/quote]
File under "Arson, murder and jaywalking." (http://\"http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking\") Actually, I wouldn't entirely rule out Chuck as a puzzle; Pat has namedropped him a few times, and I would imagine that some people would know him from Lingo reruns alone. (With that in mind, has LINGO ever been a correct answer on Lingo?)
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Before & After: DIAN PARKINSON'S DISEASE
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ZZYZX ROAD
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[quote name=\'jmangin\' post=\'230099\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 08:22 PM\']Before & After: DIAN PARKINSON'S DISEASE[/quote]
Meanwhile, somewhere in Southern California, that sound you heard was Bob Barker shiatting a brick...
/little shampoo, clear it right up
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The ultimate answer: SUCK IT, TREBEK
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[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230085\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 09:34 PM\']Lemme try some more to make up for my epic fail at humor[/quote]
-PHRASE-
THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
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Phrase:
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG
Event:
FIVE O'CLOCK CRACK GIVEAWAY
\Chappelle's show was on TV...
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[quote name=\'Strikerz04\' post=\'230106\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 01:43 AM\']COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG
Event:
FIVE O'CLOCK CRACK GIVEAWAY
\Chappelle's show was on TV...[/quote]
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CHOKING A BITCH
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[quote name=\'fostergray82\' post=\'230107\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 11:14 PM\']CHOKING A BITCH[/quote]
Approves (http://\"http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4878/wayne2ao2.jpg\")
/obvious
//I like pulling this one out anyhow
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PRIVATE PARTS-Things or Title(if you wanna go the Howard Stern route)
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onomatopoeia - Megaword
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I DON'T GIVE A F*CK YOU-Before and after
YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP-Phrase
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[quote name=\'fostergray82\' post=\'230105\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 12:17 AM\'][quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230085\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 09:34 PM\']Lemme try some more to make up for my epic fail at humor[/quote]
-PHRASE-
THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
[/quote]
Phrase: A WINNAR IZ YOU -- that applies to the topic *and* your post. :D
/CAN I HAS CHEEZEBURGER
//YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG
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Category: Song and Artist
F*CK YA MAN BY TILA TEQUILA
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Song lyrics: I GOT MY TOES IN THE WATER, ASS IN THE SAND (of course, it'd be a Prize Puzzle)
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People: KNOW-IT-ALL JEOPARDY WRITERS
Event: GETTING MERVED (for those unfamiliar with the term, it means being outed as gay in your obituary when you weren't exactly public about it in life)
What are you doing?: CATCHING A BAT WITH MY BARE HANDS (in honor of Manu Ginobili)
Where are we?: CANALS, ANNE FRANK & LEGAL MARIJUANA
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The Category: WHERE AM I??
The Puzzle: HELL IF I KNOW
The Category: PEOPLE
The Puzzle: BRAINLESS WHEEL WATCHERS
The Category: EVENT
The Puzzle: BOB BARKER REACHES OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT
The Category: BEFORE & AFTER
The Puzzle: SIT ON MY FACE THE MUSIC
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[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230047\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 01:16 PM\']As for Se7en, Pat has said you could call anything if you landed on Free Play, you'd call anything. I see no reason not to call a 7. Or an ñ. Or a glottal stop.[/quote]
Cool. I'm gonna ask for a Batman symbol.
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[quote name=\'Unrealtor\' post=\'230125\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 01:08 PM\']Event: GETTING MERVED (for those unfamiliar with the term, it means being outed as gay in your obituary when you weren't exactly public about it in life)[/quote]
I lol'd. Hard. Well played!
-PHRASE-
I GAVE YOUR MOTHER
A FREE PLAY LAST NIGHT, TREBEK
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Here's a horrifying thought, but it was the first "outlandish" puzzle that came to my mind.
Before And After: JOE BUCK NAKED
James
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[quote name=\'ten96lt\' post=\'230075\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 08:01 PM\']Or do a family guy
Category: Phrase
GO
_UCK
YOURSELF[/quote]
or:
KEBERT XELA - Name (maybe KenJen would take a shot of hosting)
Charles
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[quote name=\'LetsGoMets2003\' post=\'230129\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 02:52 PM\']Here's a horrifying thought, but it was the first "outlandish" puzzle that came to my mind.
Before And After: JOE BUCK NAKED
James[/quote]
For me, the thought of even HEARING Joe Buck is horrifying enough.
Anyway, let me try my hand:
Fill in the Blank:
? RUGS
? EGGS
? OFF
What are you doing?
PUNCHING THE CLOWN
Before and After
SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO THIRTEEN
Where am I?
ON THE GROUND SPITTING BLOOD AFTER GETTING SACKED (for us Bears fans)
Song Lyrics
TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTES (look it up) :)
The Inquisitive One
/I tried.
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[quote name=\'LetsGoMets2003\' post=\'230129\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 01:52 PM\']Here's a horrifying thought, but it was the first "outlandish" puzzle that came to my mind.
Before And After: JOE BUCK NAKED[/quote]
I am absolutely offended. There should be no place in Wheel of Fortune for Joe Buck.
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Song Lyrics
TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTES (look it up) :)
what are you doing
RATTING OUT MY TEAMMATES AFFAIR TO THE DENVER COPS
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One I guarantee you'll never see:
Title:
THE _ AT SA_AK S_OW
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What are you doing?: MAKING OUT AT THE BALL GAME
Where are we?: PLAYING HOOKY
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[quote name=\'toetyper\' post=\'230137\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 05:59 PM\']Song Lyrics
TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTES (look it up) :)
what are you doing
RATTING OUT MY TEAMMATES AFFAIR TO THE DENVER COPS[/quote]
It took me a moment to process this, but I now know what you are getting at. Very well played.
The Inquisitive One
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I'm surprised that no one here has mentioned LOOK HOW CLEVER I THINK I AM as a phrase yet.
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Headline - WOOLERY LEFT WHEEL
Before and After - LAP DANCE OF THE LIVING DEAD
Rock On! - QUARTZ
/Actually, that last one might make a pretty neat bonus puzzle
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[quote name=\'Mr. Armadillo\' post=\'230188\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 11:10 AM\']Rock On! - QUARTZ
/Actually, that last one might make a pretty neat bonus puzzle[/quote]
Given the bonus puzzles they've had in the past, I sure wouldn't doubt it.
/QUIZ SHOW, anyone?
//JUKEBOX?
///URUGUAY?
////JOB FAIR?
/////yes, all of those are actual bonus puzzles
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Person, which may or may not be a proper name:
CRADLE ROBBER
Event:
VANNA BECOMES ELIGIBLE FOR MEDICARE
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[quote name=\'TLEberle\' post=\'230171\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 12:16 AM\']I'm surprised that no one here has mentioned LOOK HOW CLEVER I THINK I AM as a phrase yet.[/quote]
Clap....clap...clap...
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[quote name=\'Mr. Armadillo\' post=\'230188\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 11:10 AM\']Rock On! - QUARTZ[/quote]
I'm sorry, this may be a dumb question, but I haven't seen Wheel in quite a while...is this an actual category?
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[quote name=\'DoorNumberFour\' post=\'230236\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 04:09 PM\'][quote name=\'Mr. Armadillo\' post=\'230188\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 11:10 AM\']Rock On! - QUARTZ[/quote]
is this an actual category?
[/quote]
It's not. Oh, so it is...
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[quote name=\'DoorNumberFour\' post=\'230236\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 04:09 PM\']I'm sorry, this may be a dumb question, but I haven't seen Wheel in quite a while...is this an actual category?[/quote]Yes. It relates to popular/rock music.
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[quote name=\'chad1m\' post=\'230238\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 04:11 PM\'][quote name=\'DoorNumberFour\' post=\'230236\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 04:09 PM\']I'm sorry, this may be a dumb question, but I haven't seen Wheel in quite a while...is this an actual category?[/quote]Yes. It relates to popular/rock music.
[/quote]
And Pat almost always has Charlie read the category in a deep "rock DJ" voice.
Old joke by now, but the first thing that came to my mind was this (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLBrswIju1Y\").
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[quote name=\'jmangin\' post=\'230099\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 11:22 PM\']Before & After: DIAN PARKINSON'S DISEASE[/quote]
Ah, a TPIR theme
BEFORE & AFTER
Deck the Halls with bows of Holly Hallstrom
Bob & Carnival Barker
Rod Roddy Piper
Kathy Greco Roman Wrestling
Richie Rich Fields
Janice & Ty Pennington
Wedding & Paul Alter
Stan & All Star Blits (I know it should be with a z, just go with me on this)
Anitra Ford assembly line
Kathleen & Bill Bradley
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I was working on this as a sketch. It's said we're supposed to leave our personal problems at the office door. Well, a Wheel Of Fortune writer arrives at the office one day to see a sheriff with papers, and that day's series of puzzles go...
"I'VE JUST BEEN SERVED"
"MY WIFE AND THE POOL BOY."
"MOTHER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU."
"I'M NOT THE FATHER??"
"SH*T, JUDGE! HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I MAKE?"
Pat: I'm beginning to detect a theme here....
"YOU CAN SLEEP WITH MY WIFE FOR A QUARTER."
and the end game:
"F*** YOU, BITCH!"
Now that's having a bad day....
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[quote name=\'cmjb13\' post=\'230261\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 08:42 PM\']Wedding & Paul Alter[/quote]
That one would also be spelled wrong. (I did think Stan & All Star Blits/z was funny, though.) Reminds me of early in the Same Name days, when Pat would come up with some real groaners such as Groucho & Stretch Marx or Louisiana & How's Bayou.
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[quote name=\'toetyper\' post=\'230137\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 04:59 PM\']Song Lyrics
TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTES (look it up) :)[/quote]
Among those same lines:
SONG TITLE (or whatever the hell the category is now)
SMELL YO D**K BY RISKAY (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc\")
God, that song is so ridiculous.
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magic eight ball gag
Before and after
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[quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230316\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 01:15 PM\']magic eight ball gag[/quote]
One point for your team.
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THING - Thing
Have I got the hang of this?
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I'm surprised this one didn't come up -
Person - PLACE KICKER ROLF BENIRSCHKE
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[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' post=\'230322\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 03:27 PM\'][quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230316\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 01:15 PM\']magic eight ball gag[/quote]
One point for your team.
[/quote]
I don't swing that way . I was going for a semi tastseless joke.
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[quote name=\'Brig Bother\' post=\'230324\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 04:27 PM\']THING - Thing
Have I got the hang of this?[/quote]
Ben Grimm would disagree.
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[quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230329\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 05:17 PM\'][quote name=\'Brig Bother\' post=\'230324\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 04:27 PM\']THING - Thing
Have I got the hang of this?[/quote]
Ben Grimm would disagree.
[/quote]
So would the disembodied hand from The Addams Family. Better to categorize as a Person.
Which reminds me --
Same Name -- THING-A-MA & IRISH JIG
Song Title -- D**K IN A BOX
Phrase -- HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT GAME!
Before and After -- ROYAL FLUSH THE TOILET
Same Name -- FULL OF & TAKING A CRAP (or S**T) if you prefer
There's my first entry into the sweepstakes.
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[quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230328\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 05:14 PM\'][quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' post=\'230322\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 03:27 PM\'][quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230316\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 01:15 PM\']magic eight ball gag[/quote]
One point for your team.[/quote]
I don't swing that way . I was going for a semi tastseless joke.[/quote]
You succeeded. I'm sorry if my remark was unclear, especially my reference to "team" which appears to have been misconstrued. I just meant to offer a thumbs-up for your cleverly offensive addition to the thread, as far as I'm concerned a perfect example of a logical enough puzzle that would never fly.
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Thank you for the compliment.
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Grape, Strawberry and KY Jelly
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[quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'230342\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 09:29 PM\']Grape, Strawberry and KY Jelly[/quote]
And again, nice.
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-BEFORE AND AFTER-
GOLDEN
SHOWER
CURTAIN
Depending on where you are, that might also be a -THING-
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Phrase: SORRY HONEY THE CONDOM BROKE
Phrase: RECTUM? NEARLY KILLED HIM
What Are You Doing?: MAKING A BONG OUT OF AN APPLE
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-- SAME NAME --
DIRTY AND
ARANTXA
SANCHEZ
/alternately: GEORGE AND HOT KARL
/ELISSA AND CLEVELAND STEAMER?
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Quotation:
TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION. WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES, AND BY OPPOSING END THEM? TO DIE, TO SLEEP, NO MORE, AND BY A SLEEP WE SAY TO END THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO, 'TIS A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISH'D. TO DIE, TO SLEEP; TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM, AY, THERE'S THE RUB. FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHAT DREAMS MAY COME WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, MUST GIVE US PAUSE. THERE'S THE RESPECT THAT MAKES CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE, FOR WHO WOULD BEAR THE WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIME, THE OPPRESSOR'S WRONG, THE PROUD MAN'S CONTUMELY, THE PANGS OF DESPISED LOVED, THE LAW'S DELAY, THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE AND THE SPURNS THAT PATIENT MERIT OF THE UNWORTHY TAKES, WHEN HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUIETUS MAKE WITH A BARE BODKIN? WHO WOULD FARDELS BEAR, TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIFE, BUT THAT THE DREAD OF SOMETHING AFTER DEATH, THE UNDISCOVER'D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN NO TRAVELLER RETURNS, PUZZLES THE WILL AND MAKES US RATHER BEAR THOSE ILLS WE HAVE THAN FLY TO OTHERS THAT WE KNOW NOT OF? THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE COWARDS OF US ALL, AND THUS THE NATIVE HUE OF RESOLUTION IS SICKLIED O'ER WITH THE PALE CAST OF THOUGHT, AND ENTERPRISES OF GREAT PITCH AND MOMENT WITH THIS REGARD THEIR CURRENTS TURN AWRY, AND LOSE THE NAME OF ACTION.
This could either be the richest puzzle in the show's history, or the stingiest one if it's used in the bonus round.
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[quote name=\'Loogaroo\' post=\'230351\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 10:32 PM\']Quotation:
TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION. WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES, AND BY OPPOSING END THEM? TO DIE, TO SLEEP, NO MORE, AND BY A SLEEP WE SAY TO END THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO, 'TIS A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISH'D. TO DIE, TO SLEEP; TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM, AY, THERE'S THE RUB. FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHAT DREAMS MAY COME WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, MUST GIVE US PAUSE. THERE'S THE RESPECT THAT MAKES CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE, FOR WHO WOULD BEAR THE WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIME, THE OPPRESSOR'S WRONG, THE PROUD MAN'S CONTUMELY, THE PANGS OF DESPISED LOVED, THE LAW'S DELAY, THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE AND THE SPURNS THAT PATIENT MERIT OF THE UNWORTHY TAKES, WHEN HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUIETUS MAKE WITH A BARE BODKIN? WHO WOULD FARDELS BEAR, TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIFE, BUT THAT THE DREAD OF SOMETHING AFTER DEATH, THE UNDISCOVER'D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN NO TRAVELLER RETURNS, PUZZLES THE WILL AND MAKES US RATHER BEAR THOSE ILLS WE HAVE THAN FLY TO OTHERS THAT WE KNOW NOT OF? THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE COWARDS OF US ALL, AND THUS THE NATIVE HUE OF RESOLUTION IS SICKLIED O'ER WITH THE PALE CAST OF THOUGHT, AND ENTERPRISES OF GREAT PITCH AND MOMENT WITH THIS REGARD THEIR CURRENTS TURN AWRY, AND LOSE THE NAME OF ACTION.
This could either be the richest puzzle in the show's history, or the stingiest one if it's used in the bonus round.[/quote]
I think we have a winner.
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Fictional Character:
MR. MXYZPTLK
Because pronunciation counts when solving the puzzle.
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[quote name=\'MSTieScott\' post=\'230353\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 11:46 PM\']Fictional Character:
MR. MXYZPTLK[/quote]
Stupid question: Has there ever been a real puzzle that had no vowels?
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[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'230348\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 09:13 PM\']/ELISSA AND CLEVELAND STEAMER?[/quote]
Also acceptable: --Before and After-- GROVER CLEVELAND STEAMER
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Here are some BEFORE & AFTERs that are highly unlikely:
ARLENE FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA
SOUPY SALES PITCH
HELLO KITTY CARLISLE
PEGGY CASS ELLIOTT
PAY THE BILL CULLEN
DICK CLARK KENT
NIPSEY RUSSELL CROWE
HOT ROD RODDY
JOHNNY GILBERT AND SULLIVAN
WOODY ALLEN LUDDEN
JIM PERRY WHITE
PETER MARSHALL DILLON
MONTY HALL MONITOR
RAY CHARLES NELSON REILLY
And some unlikely SAME NAMES:
MERV AND KATHY GRIFFIN
GEOFF AND STEPHANIE EDWARDS
HOLY AND FULL OF SH__
BACK AND F___ OFF
Hope I didn't repeat any
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[quote name=\'Steve Gavazzi\' post=\'230354\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 11:54 PM\']Stupid question: Has there ever been a real puzzle that had no vowels?[/quote]
MYTHS in the bonus round a while back.
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[quote name=\'Steve Gavazzi\' post=\'230354\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 10:54 PM\'][quote name=\'MSTieScott\' post=\'230353\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 11:46 PM\']Fictional Character:
MR. MXYZPTLK[/quote]
Stupid question: Has there ever been a real puzzle that had no vowels?
[/quote]
I can't answer, but I can speculate:
i. In the main game, probably not, because I don't think they'd want to say, "We're out of vowels," when the puzzle has just started.
ii. In the bonus puzzle, I could easily see having a puzzle where the only vowel sound comes from a Y:
_RY (a lot of these)
STY
FLY
WHYS
TRYST
CYST
MYTH
(There's also a Welsh word CWM, but I can't imagine them using it.)
It's possible though unlikely that they used any of the following:
MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM (song title, 1994)
M & Q (fictional characters, from the Bond films)
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[quote name=\'Loogaroo\' post=\'230351\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 10:32 PM\']Quotation:
TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION. WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES, AND BY OPPOSING END THEM? TO DIE, TO SLEEP, NO MORE, AND BY A SLEEP WE SAY TO END THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO, 'TIS A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISH'D. TO DIE, TO SLEEP; TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM, AY, THERE'S THE RUB. FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHAT DREAMS MAY COME WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, MUST GIVE US PAUSE. THERE'S THE RESPECT THAT MAKES CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE, FOR WHO WOULD BEAR THE WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIME, THE OPPRESSOR'S WRONG, THE PROUD MAN'S CONTUMELY, THE PANGS OF DESPISED LOVED, THE LAW'S DELAY, THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE AND THE SPURNS THAT PATIENT MERIT OF THE UNWORTHY TAKES, WHEN HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUIETUS MAKE WITH A BARE BODKIN? WHO WOULD FARDELS BEAR, TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIFE, BUT THAT THE DREAD OF SOMETHING AFTER DEATH, THE UNDISCOVER'D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN NO TRAVELLER RETURNS, PUZZLES THE WILL AND MAKES US RATHER BEAR THOSE ILLS WE HAVE THAN FLY TO OTHERS THAT WE KNOW NOT OF? THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE COWARDS OF US ALL, AND THUS THE NATIVE HUE OF RESOLUTION IS SICKLIED O'ER WITH THE PALE CAST OF THOUGHT, AND ENTERPRISES OF GREAT PITCH AND MOMENT WITH THIS REGARD THEIR CURRENTS TURN AWRY, AND LOSE THE NAME OF ACTION.
This could either be the richest puzzle in the show's history, or the stingiest one if it's used in the bonus round.[/quote]
If a player lands on $5K several times, I can see a score of over $1M tops, The heck with that Million $ Wedge.
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[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230361\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 09:25 PM\']It's possible though unlikely that they used any of the following:
MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM (song title, 1994)
M & Q (fictional characters, from the Bond films)[/quote]
In a past game of WoF on PYLP, I used the Song Title puzzle "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo".
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[quote name=\'TeppanYaki\' post=\'230355\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 11:58 PM\'][quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'230348\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 09:13 PM\']/ELISSA AND CLEVELAND STEAMER?[/quote]
Also acceptable: --Before and After-- GROVER CLEVELAND STEAMER
[/quote]
This one is for all you carpet cleaning and comic book fans. Stan Lee Steamer.
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Phrase: PERSON DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN PROPER NAME
Headline: DICK CHENEY BECOMES FORTY-FIFTH US PRESIDENT
What Are You Doing?!?: HOBNOBBING WITH FAMOUS DRUG LORDS (Pat: "And it's a Prize Puzzle! You're going to Colombia!")
/I would have considered 'What Are You Doing - GOOGLING MYSELF', but they've already done that one
//On Teen Week, no less
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What Are You Doing?: STALKING OTHERS THROUGH FACEBOOK
Thing: YOU TWIT FACE
What Are You Doing?: TAKING UPSKIRT PHOTOS WITH MY IPHONE
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Before & After: COME ON GET HAPPY ENDING
Song Title: UM UM UM UM UM UM (1964 song that hit the Top 10 for Major Lance).
Person: A MOTHER I'D LIKE TO **CK
Before & After: THAR SHE BLOWS CHUNKS
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Some of these remind of a category I thought of some time ago, Doom & Despair. It would include things like BUBONIC PLAGUE and THE HINDENBURG.
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[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230386\' date=\'Nov 11 2009, 01:15 PM\']Some of these remind of a category I thought of some time ago, Doom & Despair. It would include things like BUBONIC PLAGUE and THE HINDENBURG.[/quote]
Or ROLF BENIRSCHKE TAKES OVER ON WHEEL.
Slogan: HEADON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
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More TPIR...
A fine work of Art Sanders
Roger Rose Bush
Lanisha Cole Porter
Richard Burton Richardson
Blue Jay Wolpert
Frank Wayne Newton
Punxsutawney Phil Rossi
Sherell Paris France
Jolly old saint Nick Alden
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Husband and Wife: Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi
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I could maybe see them replacing "Husband and wife" with "Married couple" in the future so that they can include such couples.
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[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230398\' date=\'Nov 11 2009, 01:30 PM\']I could maybe see them replacing "Husband and wife" with "Married couple" in the future so that they can include such couples.[/quote]
But would only certain states "recognize" that category??? :-)
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[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230398\' date=\'Nov 11 2009, 12:30 PM\']I could maybe see them replacing "Husband and wife" with "Married couple" in the future so that they can include such couples.[/quote]
Wouldn't THAT chafe the hell out of the flyover states...
/as such, I'd love to see it
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[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'230401\' date=\'Nov 11 2009, 04:01 PM\'][quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230398\' date=\'Nov 11 2009, 12:30 PM\']I could maybe see them replacing "Husband and wife" with "Married couple" in the future so that they can include such couples.[/quote]
Wouldn't THAT chafe the hell out of the flyover states...
/as such, I'd love to see it
[/quote]
even more than
INGLORIOUS AND
NEOCON BASTERDS?'
/see other thread
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[quote name=\'TimK2003\' post=\'230380\' date=\'Nov 11 2009, 11:27 AM\']Before & After: THAR SHE BLOWS CHUNKS[/quote]
See... now they need a "Punchline" category, where the first part is the puzzle and you fill in the punchline. For example, the solve to the puzzle above would be, of course, "Chunks is my dog."
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[quote name=\'Loogaroo\' post=\'230351\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 10:32 PM\']Quotation:
TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION. WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES, AND BY OPPOSING END THEM? TO DIE, TO SLEEP, NO MORE, AND BY A SLEEP WE SAY TO END THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO, 'TIS A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISH'D. TO DIE, TO SLEEP; TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM, AY, THERE'S THE RUB. FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHAT DREAMS MAY COME WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, MUST GIVE US PAUSE. THERE'S THE RESPECT THAT MAKES CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE, FOR WHO WOULD BEAR THE WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIME, THE OPPRESSOR'S WRONG, THE PROUD MAN'S CONTUMELY, THE PANGS OF DESPISED LOVED, THE LAW'S DELAY, THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE AND THE SPURNS THAT PATIENT MERIT OF THE UNWORTHY TAKES, WHEN HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUIETUS MAKE WITH A BARE BODKIN? WHO WOULD FARDELS BEAR, TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIFE, BUT THAT THE DREAD OF SOMETHING AFTER DEATH, THE UNDISCOVER'D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN NO TRAVELLER RETURNS, PUZZLES THE WILL AND MAKES US RATHER BEAR THOSE ILLS WE HAVE THAN FLY TO OTHERS THAT WE KNOW NOT OF? THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE COWARDS OF US ALL, AND THUS THE NATIVE HUE OF RESOLUTION IS SICKLIED O'ER WITH THE PALE CAST OF THOUGHT, AND ENTERPRISES OF GREAT PITCH AND MOMENT WITH THIS REGARD THEIR CURRENTS TURN AWRY, AND LOSE THE NAME OF ACTION.
This could either be the richest puzzle in the show's history, or the stingiest one if it's used in the bonus round.[/quote]
"Harry, I think we're going to need a bigger puzzle board for this one!"
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Here are some more:
Before and After -- LOWELL THOMAS CRAPPER (the guy who invented the flush toilet, hence, the slang term)
Same Name -- BULL AND CHICKEN S**T
Before and After -- PASSING GAS STATION
Song Title Parody -- I WONDER WHO'S KISSINGER NOW or
Song Title Parody -- I WONDER WHO'S OTTINGER NOW (sorry!)
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[quote name=\'Mr. Bill\' post=\'230443\' date=\'Nov 12 2009, 06:51 AM\']LOWELL THOMAS CRAPPER (the guy who invented the flush toilet, hence, the slang term)[/quote]
-10 points (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjvRR41How\")
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[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'230451\' date=\'Nov 12 2009, 08:24 AM\'][quote name=\'Mr. Bill\' post=\'230443\' date=\'Nov 12 2009, 06:51 AM\']LOWELL THOMAS CRAPPER (the guy who invented the flush toilet, hence, the slang term)[/quote]
-10 points (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjvRR41How\")
[/quote]
I was gonna cite Snopes (http://\"http://www.snopes.com/business/names/crapper.asp\"), personally, but yours is more topical. :)
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[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'230454\' date=\'Nov 12 2009, 11:36 AM\'][quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'230451\' date=\'Nov 12 2009, 08:24 AM\'][quote name=\'Mr. Bill\' post=\'230443\' date=\'Nov 12 2009, 06:51 AM\']LOWELL THOMAS CRAPPER (the guy who invented the flush toilet, hence, the slang term)[/quote]
-10 points (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjvRR41How\")
[/quote]
I was gonna cite Snopes (http://\"http://www.snopes.com/business/names/crapper.asp\"), personally, but yours is more topical. :)[/quote]
Which reminds me... I remember a segment of "Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?" (not "Where in the World") in which Thomas Crapper is brought aboard the ship, which gave them license to yell the word "CRAPPER!" several times in front of the kids on public television. I wonder now whether they got their facts right in that segment. Anybody happen to have it?
(I also remember that that was the only entertaining segment in all of "Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?".)
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Wait, you mean kids racing to operate various pullies WASN'T riveting tv?
Ryan.
/I don't have that on tape, sadly.
//But I do have the French Canadian version: just as riveting.
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[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230398\' date=\'Nov 11 2009, 02:30 PM\']I could maybe see them replacing "Husband and wife" with "Married couple" in the future so that they can include such couples.[/quote]I think that the way this is going. You are right.
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[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'230451\' date=\'Nov 12 2009, 11:24 AM\'][quote name=\'Mr. Bill\' post=\'230443\' date=\'Nov 12 2009, 06:51 AM\']LOWELL THOMAS CRAPPER (the guy who invented the flush toilet, hence, the slang term)[/quote]
-10 points (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjvRR41How\")
[/quote]
I shall humbly sit here and eat my crow.
Still, they'd never use LOWELL THOMAS CRAPPER, and now thanks to that clip from QI, we can add this:
Thing -- BALLCOCK
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TAFFY AND GROIN PULLS
I just had to add something again. Back later.
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YOU WANNA COME TO MY HOUSE AND DO IT?
I'D HIT THAT
LOOKING FOR THE G-SPOT
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS
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BOSTON PUBLIC FLASHER
NO TURN ON RED LIGHT DISTRICT
SUGAR ???
WHO'S YOUR ???
PIMP ???
CHOKING THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
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[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'230604\' date=\'Nov 14 2009, 10:21 PM\']I'D HIT THAT[/quote]
Approves. (http://\"http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q438/dale_grass/hitthat.jpg\")
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I've Got a Secret Antiperspirant
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BOB GOEN AWAY
ONCE YOU BUY A PRIZE, IT'S YOURS TO KEEP
PAULA ABDUL-ABDUL JABBAR
HEAVY FLOW DAY
GINGER LYNN ALLEN LUDDEN
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They actually have done 'Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep'...
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Song Lyrics: GIDDYUP BA OOM PAPA OOM PAPA MOW MOW
Is it Mau Mau or Mow Mow? I've seen it both ways.
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[quote name=\'Twentington\' post=\'230991\' date=\'Nov 20 2009, 08:50 PM\']Song Lyrics: GIDDYUP BA OOM PAPA OOM PAPA MOW MOW
Is it Mau Mau or Mow Mow? I've seen it both ways.[/quote]
I've seen it the latter 99% of the time. If you're a fan of the NES video game StarTropics though, you'd also spell it the 2nd way too (just throwing that out there also because it's been my favorite video game since it was released in 1990, and we have a few VG people here too)... :)
Would "Harry Friedman tinkers the show to cancellation" fit in this topic? *Gotta get my snark out somehow*
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I wanna get laid to rest - before and after
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIAN - megaword
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you happy to see me? - Phrase
You suck - Phrase
Drink and drive - event
Yo momma's a whore house - before and after
Prisoners digging a latrine - event
I'll barbecue yo ass in molasses - i guess that's a phrase
I.O.U. - no spins. can't buy a vowel. burn the set in outrage :)
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Can we officially bury this topic?
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[quote name=\'Loogaroo\' post=\'231044\' date=\'Nov 21 2009, 08:04 PM\']Can we officially bury this topic?[/quote]
If it keeps the, erm, more "special" members consolidated in one place, I say let it roll.
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Okay, I know we're not playing anymore, but I got one:
HACKING MY EX GIRLFRIEND'S COMPUTER
for What are you doing?
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[quote name=\'Stevek83\' post=\'231731\' date=\'Dec 6 2009, 08:34 PM\']Okay, I know we're not playing anymore, but I got one:
HACKING MY EX GIRLFRIEND'S COMPUTER
for What are you doing?[/quote]
Digging for nose gold
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All-Star and Stanley Blitz
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[quote name=\'BillCullen1\' post=\'230356\' date=\'Nov 11 2009, 12:06 AM\']Here are some BEFORE & AFTERs that are highly unlikely:
DICK CLARK KENT[/quote]
Actually, that one appeared a long time ago.
How about these Song Lyrics?
LOOKIN' LIKE
A FOOL WITH
YOUR PANTS ON
THE GROUND
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[quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'235462\' date=\'Feb 5 2010, 05:35 PM\']All-Star and Stanley Blitz[/quote]
Definitely would never appear for the simple reason that Stan's last name is spelled Blits. But then, I'm sure we all knew that.
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[quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'235462\' date=\'Feb 5 2010, 05:35 PM\']All-Star and Stanley Blitz[/quote]
Actually, already mentioned in this very thread (http://\"http://gameshow.ipbhost.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=19057&view=findpost&p=230261\")
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What Are You Doing: WISHING THIS UNFUNNY THREAD WAS LOCKED
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What Are You Doing: WISHING THIS UNFUNNY THREAD WAS LOCKED
Nobody forced you to open this thread and read it.
(If somebody did, do they have it on YouTube?)
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[quote name=\'Fedya\' post=\'235488\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 03:06 PM\']Nobody forced you to open this thread and read it.[/quote]
Aha! So you don't dispute the thread is unfunny! :)
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[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'235489\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 06:13 PM\'][quote name=\'Fedya\' post=\'235488\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 03:06 PM\']Nobody forced you to open this thread and read it.[/quote]
Aha! So you don't dispute the thread is unfunny! :)
[/quote]
I think this particular post in the thread (http://\"http://gameshow.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=19057&view=findpost&p=235489\") is particularly lacking in humor....
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Whoa, meta!
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[quote name=\'Fedya\' post=\'235490\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 05:32 PM\'][quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'235489\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 06:13 PM\'][quote name=\'Fedya\' post=\'235488\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 03:06 PM\']Nobody forced you to open this thread and read it.[/quote]
Aha! So you don't dispute the thread is unfunny! :)
[/quote]
I think this particular post in the thread (http://\"http://gameshow.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=19057&view=findpost&p=235489\") is particularly lacking in humor....
[/quote]
My mind is officially blown
LOL
BETWEEN THE LIONS TIGERS AND BEARS OH MY
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[quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'235501\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 11:46 PM\']BETWEEN THE LIONS TIGERS AND BEARS OH MY[/quote]Between the Lions? Huh?
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[quote name=\'Modor\' post=\'235505\' date=\'Feb 7 2010, 04:06 AM\'][quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'235501\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 11:46 PM\']BETWEEN THE LIONS TIGERS AND BEARS OH MY[/quote]Between the Lions? Huh?
[/quote]
A PBS kids show. (http://\"http://pbskids.org/lions/\") Obscure but semi-valid.
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[quote name=\'DrBear\' post=\'235506\' date=\'Feb 7 2010, 07:07 AM\'][quote name=\'Modor\' post=\'235505\' date=\'Feb 7 2010, 04:06 AM\'][quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'235501\' date=\'Feb 6 2010, 11:46 PM\']BETWEEN THE LIONS TIGERS AND BEARS OH MY[/quote]Between the Lions? Huh?
[/quote]
A PBS kids show. (http://\"http://pbskids.org/lions/\") Obscure but semi-valid.
[/quote]
This thread has now become educational as well as humorous. Well done!
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I am to please, to please you nice...
*slaps forehead*
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[quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'235514\' date=\'Feb 7 2010, 03:37 PM\']*slaps forehead*[/quote]
Don't stop there.
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[quote name=\'Don Howard\' post=\'235542\' date=\'Feb 8 2010, 05:25 AM\'][quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'235514\' date=\'Feb 7 2010, 03:37 PM\']*slaps forehead*[/quote]
Don't stop there.
[/quote]
*slaps your forehead*
LOL
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Category: EVENT
KNOWING WHEN A THREAD
HAS RUN ITS COURSE
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[quote name=\'JayDLewis\' post=\'235566\' date=\'Feb 8 2010, 08:21 PM\']Category: EVENT
KNOWING WHEN A THREAD
HAS RUN ITS COURSE[/quote]
Category: EVENT
PISSIN' IN THE WIND
\The best way to object is to not post at all, in the hopes that the thread will eventually be pushed off the top page and forgotten.
\\Unless you secretly want the thread to keep going.
\\\You're a clever one, I'll give you that. Almost had me fooled...
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You're a clever one, I'll give you that. Almost had me fooled...
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids....
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*sunglasses*
You won't get fooled again.
/yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh (http://\"http://epiconeliner.com/\")
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Before & After: Make Whoopie Cushion
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[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'235653\' date=\'Feb 10 2010, 01:49 PM\']*sunglasses*
You won't get fooled again.
/yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh (http://\"http://epiconeliner.com/\")[/quote]
Your future's so bright you gotta wear shades?
/And no, you won't find me wearing sunglasses at night.