Start working on your jokes now.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/01/25/abc-diving-show-your-celebrity-stars-are/
In a world where actual show business stars don\'t do this sort of thing anymore, the producers have gathered a kinda interesting bunch, including Chelsea Handler\'s diminutive sidekick Chuy, Detroit Lions bad boy Ndamukong Suh, and beauty queen Katherine Webb, to make sure Brent Musburger tunes in.
including Chelsea Handler\'s diminutive sidekick Chuy,This kills me, because to me Chelsea Handler is already so \"D\"-list that it makes Kathy Griffin look like Jennifer Lawrence. Which means Chuy Bravo, by definition, is *at least* \"E\".
Celebrity Bowling -- GOOD
Celebrity Diving -- BAD
Wouldn\'t be so bad of a concept if they would add the following to fill the rest of the hour:
* 3-6 other events,
* 10-15 other celebrities equally divided amongst the 3 4 TV networks into teams...and,
* A Howard Cosell hologram as commentator.
Can we get to the more interesting deviations of Dancing with the Stars already? Ice? Boring. Diving? Has potential, but sounds stupid.
Where\'s Celebrity Knife Throwing? Celebrity Fire Breathing? Can a brother get Celebrity Curling?
In any case, where in the world has Louie Anderson been? My goodness, I thought he just lived at home and hosted Family Feud in between two couches using the blinds behind him as the big board. At least that\'s what I do when I\'m not hosting the Price is Right in the garage, opening and closing the door and offering the same car in every game as I use a backscratcher as the microphone. I haven\'t seen him in ages. I might have to tune in just for that treat.
If she looked like Jennifer Lawrence, I\'d hit that back up to the \"A+\"-list.
This kills me, because to me Chelsea Handler is already so \"D\"-list that it makes Kathy Griffin look like Jennifer Lawrence.
Could somebody explaine to me how this is different from the diving show Fox did a few weeks back?
Nope.
Could somebody explaine to me how this is different from the diving show Fox did a few weeks back?
Sure.
The Fox version was an original program of crap, while the ABC version is a copycat program of crap.
I feel for the crew personnel who have to be near the pool when Louie dives in. Oh dear...
And for that matter, the eyes of the viewers of him in a........................ I\'ll stop right there.
... Speedo.
Could somebody explaine to me how this is different from the diving show Fox did a few weeks back?
This version has 4\'3\" Chuy Bravo. That\'s 10 rating points right there.
Two more celebrity divers will be announced later.
Well hell, if one of them isn\'t Chaz Bono, I see no point in even turning on the TV that evening. That would be another 10 rating points.
It might be worth watching if Orson Welles were still around and they stationed a camera at Cal Tech to watch the ensuing seismic activity. Or they could book Jamie Kennedy. That would make the show, um, unpredictable, save for the fact that some people would be hoping he drowned.
And for that matter, the eyes of the viewers of him in a........................ I\'ll stop right there.
I feel for the crew personnel who have to be near the pool when Louie dives in. Oh dear...
And for that matter, the eyes of the viewers of him in a........................ I\'ll stop right there.
That last statement alone makes me want to avoid it. So Louie gets to host another show. Mayber he\'ll act like he wants to be there this time.
I feel for the crew personnel who have to be near the pool when Louie dives in. Oh dear...
And for that matter, the eyes of the viewers of him in a........................ I\'ll stop right there.
That last statement alone makes me want to avoid it. So Louie gets to host another show. Mayber he\'ll act like he wants to be there this time.
Louie will be making a flop or two on the show, but not as host, based on the original link.
Does anyone know who\'s hosting it?
Does anyone know who\'s hosting it?
Oh, Louie\'s a guest, not the host. That\'s probably a good thing.
He\'s already had to be pulled from the water once..
http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/28/louie-anderson-celebrity-diving-splash-accident-saved-ndamukong-suh/
I\'m wondering if he makes it to the premiere (March 19th)- the medics and legal have to be watching him carefully..
You really can\'t make this stuff up if you tried.
Well...I\'m officially sold.
He can\'t sink. He\'s Buoy Anderson.
Bravery.
Oh Lord.
Are you sure Louie wasn\'t the Michelin man in an earlier life? Very similar body styles.
/mine isn\'t much better
I hope ABC rolls a \"Due to the graphic nature of the show, viewer discretion is advised\" message before his \"appearance\",
Precisely this. He without sin, folks.While I\'m three or four stone above my \"target preferred weight,\" you won\'t find my vanilla pallor\'d corpus bursting out of a Euro-pouch for the world to see because I don\'t take selfies nor do I sign up for reality shows that would put me in such a position.
Reminds me of the \"summertime\" FF commercial with him dancing around in swimming trunks. Can\'t find it online though.
Always was fun whenever Louie got his groove on in the Famiy Feud PC game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cRJxu_Xp8
Here you go.
OK, sorry about that last one.
Here you go.
I shall let the good Doctor speak for me.
Here you go.
Triple both those guys\' points, Mr. Karn.
/Hell hath frozen over if I just used Karn in a positive light
Celebrity Bowling -- GOODCelebrity Diving -- BAD
Wouldn\'t be so bad of a concept if they would add the following to fill the rest of the hour:
* 3-6 other events,
* 10-15 other celebrities equally divided amongst the
34 TV networks into teams...and,* A Howard Cosell hologram as commentator.
Did somebody say Celebrity Bowling? Sure enough, a sort-of remake of that old show is in the works over at AMC.
Celebrity Bowling -- GOODCelebrity Diving -- BAD
Wouldn\'t be so bad of a concept if they would add the following to fill the rest of the hour:
* 3-6 other events,
* 10-15 other celebrities equally divided amongst the
34 TV networks into teams...and,* A Howard Cosell hologram as commentator.
Did somebody say Celebrity Bowling? Sure enough, a sort-of remake, based on a YouTube concept, could make its way onto AMC\'s schedule.
http://www.deadline.com/2013/02/amc-signs-deal-with-nerdist-industries-will-develop-all-star-celebrity-bowling-for-tv/
Here\'s some YouTube of a sample episode:
We have a debut date. A promo on the Oscars said March 19 will be the premiere of this extravaganza.
I actually taped and watched the premiere episode of this. I found out two facts:
1 The hosts are Joey Lawrence and Clarissa Thompson
2 Louie Anderson weighs 417 pounds
So there you go
Wasn\'t as bad as I thought it would be. It might catch on.
It\'s not a show I would\'ve bothered to turn on myself, but I caught a little of it when my mom had it on last night. I lost interest as soon as they pulled the old \"waste an eternity doing nothing and then cut to commercial a second before something finally happens\" schtick.
I actually taped and watched the premiere episode of this. I found out two facts:
1 The hosts are Joey Lawrence and Clarissa Thompson
2 Louie Anderson weighs 417 pounds
So there you go
The funny thing is, having subjected myself to this, these are the two most exciting facts of the show.
2 Louie Anderson weighs 417 pounds417 lbs. and he\'s still alive a few days before he turns 60?
Louie Anderson is 59? Damn. Goes to show how much I pay attention.
I hear he injured a rib doing the show. (which would make 2 injuries so far that I know of)
Medical experts are still searching for it.
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