......whatever diamond jewelry TPIR has on the IUFB.
I'd rather have the gold bars they used to have.
In fact, once when I was at a TPiR taping, a guy who had been sitting next to me was actually in Contestant's Row when the gold bars came down, and since I had read the financial section of the newspaper that morning, he *did* go home with those gold bars.
/figuratively, of course