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TimK2003

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Fedya

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Re: Who Just Bought The Weather Channel??? Funny You Should Ask...
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2018, 07:42:58 PM »
Will they actually start covering the weather again?
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BrandonFG

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Re: Who Just Bought The Weather Channel??? Funny You Should Ask...
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2018, 07:53:38 PM »
"Your local forecast... Commmmmmin up neeeeeeext."

/Bummed that I can't take credit for that one
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Fedya

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Re: Who Just Bought The Weather Channel??? Funny You Should Ask...
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2018, 08:04:24 PM »
They'll produce 365 days' worth of weather forecasts in one looooong taping session.
-- Ted Schuerzinger, now blogging at <a href=\"http://justacineast.blogspot.com/\" target=\"_blank\">http://justacineast.blogspot.com/[/url]

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trainman

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Re: Who Just Bought The Weather Channel??? Funny You Should Ask...
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2018, 11:03:48 PM »
They'll produce 365 days' worth of weather forecasts in one looooong taping session.

I posted something similar to this on Facebook, and a non-member of this forum congratulated me on a joke that only .5% of people would get. I said I knew more than .5% of my Facebook friends would get it.
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Fedya

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Re: Who Just Bought The Weather Channel??? Funny You Should Ask...
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2018, 08:23:31 AM »
I don't know if it says anything good about you that you'd make the same joke I did.
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Loogaroo

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Re: Who Just Bought The Weather Channel??? Funny You Should Ask...
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2018, 12:34:41 AM »
They'll produce 365 days' worth of weather forecasts in one looooong taping session.

And then one of the weather jockeys chews up so much scenery they actually have to stop down because the video tape ran out.

Yes, that actually happened once.
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The Ol' Guy

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Re: Who Just Bought The Weather Channel??? Funny You Should Ask...
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2018, 08:07:48 PM »
"And now, here's Jon Lovitz with the extended forecast..." (Insert Viagra joke HERE)