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catkins522

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Apprentice goes to the Left Coast
« on: November 30, 2005, 05:51:16 AM »
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Apprentice goes to the Left Coast
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2005, 10:33:14 AM »
[quote name=\'catkins522\' date=\'Nov 30 2005, 05:51 AM\']Trump seen in a speedo
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[hurk] There goes my breakfast.

Here's what one poster on alt.tv.the-apprentice said about it:
[quote name=\'fish\' date=\'Nov 29 2005, 11:51 PM\']I can imagine the first episode...

Donald greets the candidates on his World Famous Golf Course right on the
Pacific.

Donald says, somewhere in the Pacific is my yacht.

The first one to swim to it, climb on board and ring the bell will win a
helicopter ride directly to L.A.

So everyone in business attire will ruin their clothes to do this daring run
for their lives.

As if Rebecca's accident weren't enough, someone might drown!!

Oh and being on the worst coast, ooops, I mean the west coast (yeh
riiigghhht), there would be no subways. No easy way across town!

I'm sure there will be like 60 candidates for a 13 week job interview - (big
hint: multiple firings every week).

First boardroom: Wow, you lost by a whopping $5.00 - it was a landslide.

In the history of the Boardroom, I've never had a team loose so bad, you're
all fired - the entire team is fired!!

Bill: They didn't hit the mark, none of them stepped up to the plate, they
didn't have fire in their belly and at the end of the day, it wasn't even
close.

Carolyn: They were killed.

Donald: The ratings will go through the roof!!

George: I agreeeeeeee.

Kelly: What am I doing here? I'm as interesting as the plaster on the wall.[/quote]
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