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Skynet74

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« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2005, 07:07:26 AM »
Weat these shirts and you probably won't get on.


 PICK ME BEFORE BOB DIES

 HOLLY TRIPPED HERE.

 PHIL PINCHED ME FOR GOOD LUCK.

 THEY SHOULD COME ON OUT MORE OFTEN

 PLINKO THIS!




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daveromanjr

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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2005, 07:33:45 AM »
[quote name=\'Skynet74\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 07:07 AM\']Weat these shirts and you probably won't get on.


 PICK ME BEFORE BOB DIES
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If Letterman did a top ten list on this, this would HAVE to be #1!!!

PYLdude

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« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2005, 09:00:39 AM »
[quote name=\'daveromanjr\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 08:33 AM\'][quote name=\'Skynet74\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 07:07 AM\']Weat these shirts and you probably won't get on.


 PICK ME BEFORE BOB DIES
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If Letterman did a top ten list on this, this would HAVE to be #1!!!
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Personally, I think "Plinko This!" is better. Then again, what do I know, eh?

More bad shirt ideas:

SPLIT DECISION WASN'T THAT BAD....

PLINKO? PLINKO WHAT?

BRING BACK TOM KENNEDY

And probably the weirdest one that could be worn...

I'M BOTH SPAYED AND NEUTERED.
I suppose you can still learn stuff on TLC, though it would be more in the Goofus & Gallant sense, that is (don't do what these parents did)"- Travis Eberle, 2012

“We’re game show fans. ‘Weird’ comes with the territory.” - Matt Ottinger, 2022

davewalls

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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2005, 03:08:15 PM »
Can't resist adding...

"HOW DO YOU PLAY THE CLOCK GAME?"
Dave Walls

http://www.davewalls.net



(insert witty comment about self here)

DjohnsonCB

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« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2005, 04:56:27 PM »
"ZINMAN FURS RULZ!!!"

"PICK ME OR I'LL BURN ALL THE 'HAPPY GILMORE' PRINTS"

"ENOUGH ALREADY!  CANCEL THIS AND BRING BACK 'THE NEIGHBORS'

MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE MY ASS!  I WANNA WIN A CHEVY VEGA!
"Disconnect her buzzer...disconnect EVERYONE'S buzzer!"

--Alex Trebel

cmjb13

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« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2005, 06:00:23 PM »
THESE NEW MUSIC CUES SUCK (Sorry Stan)

WHO PICKS THESE CONTESTANTS? (Sorry again. Actually he does a pretty good job)
Enjoy lots and lots of backstage TPIR photos and other fun stuff here. And yes, I did park in Syd Vinnedge's parking spot at CBS

TunaHead

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« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2005, 06:46:13 PM »
"WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I SLEPT WITH DIAN TOO!!"  

(ducks)

"CAN'T STOP THE DOB"

"I CAN BEAT YOLANDA! WANT ME TO PROVE IT?"

"I'M SAMOAN!!!"

zachhoran

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« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2005, 07:32:52 PM »
[quote name=\'TunaHead\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 06:46 PM\']

"CAN'T STOP THE DOB"


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Hey, Roger NEVER gets mentioned on a contestant shirt. This wouldn't be too bad.

dzinkin

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« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2005, 07:36:14 PM »
[quote name=\'TunaHead\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 06:46 PM\']"I CAN BEAT YOLANDA! WANT ME TO PROVE IT?"
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And if you insert the words "off to" above, not only won't you get on stage, you'll get escorted out by the authorities. :-)
« Last Edit: January 19, 2005, 07:36:40 PM by dzinkin »

TalkingHeadsFan

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« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2005, 08:04:01 PM »
"I Luv My Pet...Deep Fried & Smothered in Onions"

- This is my all time favorite. :-)

"DOUBLE PRICES RULES!"

"I'M WITH THE OLD FART -->" (Arrow points to Bob)

or the MadTV classic...

"BOB-ing FOR BARKER"

TimK2003

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« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2005, 08:17:25 PM »
I WANNA WIN A LEXUS OR A COMPARABLE FOREIGN CAR!!!


or

THESE GAMES ARE RIGGED!!!


or


TOP 3 THINGS I'D LIKE TO SEE ON STAGE TODAY:

* THE SHOWER GAME
* CHANTAL DUBAY
* ME!!!


or

MY PLINKO STICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS, BOB!!


or


IT'S IN THE BUTT, BOB!!

Robert Hutchinson

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« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2005, 09:57:41 PM »
"I'M ALWAYS 'HIGHER', IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

"FREE PENNY ANTE"

"SPONSORED BY GERITOL"

Edit to add:

MASTER
OF THE
RACE
GAME
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Steve Gavazzi

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« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2005, 10:35:54 PM »
"I CAME OUT HERE JUST FOR PRESS YOUR LUCK!"

Frank15

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« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2005, 10:47:46 PM »
"I'M GONNA' WIN THE SHOWCASE!"
"MIDWAY SPORTS LOVES THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"
"I KNOW MARC GREEN!"

Dbacksfan12

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« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2005, 12:26:15 AM »
[quote name=\'cmjb13\' date=\'Jan 19 2005, 06:00 PM\']Sorry again. Actually he does a pretty good job)
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I'll remember that the next time some twit is on stage playing Hit Me; they need a ten; and they choose the Hair-So-Soft at $31.74
--Mark
Phil 4:13