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whewfan

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Whammy Got Back
« on: March 06, 2004, 03:54:03 PM »
Tell me what you think of this...

Oh my god, Whammy, look at that smile
It is so big
He looks like one of those devilish fiends
Who understands the cizash
He only comes out because he's looking for trouble, ok?
I mean that smile
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so grand
It's just not fair
I had that money
That Whammy took back.

I like big bucks, and I cannot lie
You other Whammies you must die
That when a Whammy walks out with that smile on its face
Leaving you with zero in that space
You get stung
Wanna cry your eyes
Cause you notice you have prize
Deep in that mind, he's thinking
He's hooked, and he can't stop taking
Ooh Whammy I wanna get back at ya
And take that big bank
My conscience tried to heed me
But with that smile you've got
Me so greedy
Ooh that toothy mug
You say you wanna get my Flokati rug
Well try me, try to take it cause
You ain't that average Whammy.

tyshaun1

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Whammy Got Back
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2004, 08:07:22 PM »
[quote name=\'whewfan\' date=\'Mar 6 2004, 03:54 PM\'] Tell me what you think of this...

Oh my god, Whammy, look at that smile
It is so big
He looks like one of those devilish fiends
Who understands the cizash
He only comes out because he's looking for trouble, ok?
I mean that smile
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so grand
It's just not fair
I had that money
That Whammy took back.

I like big bucks, and I cannot lie
You other Whammies you must die
That when a Whammy walks out with that smile on its face
Leaving you with zero in that space
You get stung
Wanna cry your eyes
Cause you notice you have prize
Deep in that mind, he's thinking
He's hooked, and he can't stop taking
Ooh Whammy I wanna get back at ya
And take that big bank
My conscience tried to heed me
But with that smile you've got
Me so greedy
Ooh that toothy mug
You say you wanna get my Flokati rug
Well try me, try to take it cause
You ain't that average Whammy. [/quote]
 I got one word for this: Whamtacular.







(Substitute crap- for wham-, and you'll know what I really think)

Tyshaun

PeterMarshallFan

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Whammy Got Back
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2004, 08:33:13 PM »
You want something REALLY bad? Here it is.

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"Stop! In the Name of Bucks"
by Some Group Who'll Never Record Again, backed by the Whammys
based on a song by the Supremes, graciously stolen from alt.music.lyrics


Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all

     Baby, baby
     I'm aware of when you press
     That luck, on which you bank
     I watch your hand over the button
     Knowing your time could run out
     But this time before you take that chance
     Maybe losing it all on a happenstance
     (Think it over) Do you really want to risk it all?
     (Think it over) Do you want to bet a fortune?


     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Think it over
     Think it over

     I've known of your
     Gambling with heavy cash
     I've even seen it
     Maybe once or twice
     But is that chance to win more
     Worth more than the money you have?
     But this time before you put it on the line
     And rush to press your luck
     (Think it over) Do you really want to risk it all?
     (Think it over) Do you want to bet a fortune?

     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Think it over
     Think it over

     I've tried so hard, hard to be patient
     Hoping you'd stop this behavior
     But each time you take that chance
     I'm so afraid you'll lose it forever

     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all

     Baby, think it over
     Think it over, baby
     Ooh, think it over baby...
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Terrible, no? :-P
« Last Edit: March 06, 2004, 08:33:36 PM by PeterMarshallFan »

Kevin Prather

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Whammy Got Back
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2004, 08:48:20 PM »
Terrible, yes!

lol

GS Warehouse

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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2004, 11:18:37 PM »
[quote name=\'PeterMarshallFan\' date=\'Mar 6 2004, 08:33 PM\']Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all

     Baby, baby
     I'm aware of when you press
     That luck, on which you bank
     I watch your hand over the button
     Knowing your time could run out
     But this time before you take that chance
     Maybe losing it all on a happenstance
     (Think it over) Do you really want to risk it all?
     (Think it over) Do you want to bet a fortune?


     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Think it over
     Think it over

     I've known of your
     Gambling with heavy cash
     I've even seen it
     Maybe once or twice
     But is that chance to win more
     Worth more than the money you have?
     But this time before you put it on the line
     And rush to press your luck
     (Think it over) Do you really want to risk it all?
     (Think it over) Do you want to bet a fortune?

     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Stop! In the name of bucks
     Before you lose it all
     Think it over
     Think it over [/quote]
GONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
« Last Edit: March 06, 2004, 11:18:55 PM by GS Warehouse »

W. Campbell

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Whammy Got Back
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2004, 11:46:05 PM »
Quote
GONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

HONK!  HONK!

BUZZ!

WHAA WHAA WHAA WHAA!
W. Campbell



"I'm surrounded by weirdoes...."

Gene Rayburn, Match Game 78

jdhernandez

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Whammy Got Back
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2004, 03:49:46 AM »
*blink*





*blink*


I'm floored...
-Jason Hernandez; aka "Dimples"



Tomarken: "...somebody else could do this job!"

Rod Roddy: "Yes, I'm afraid that's true."

~Rod making a joke after Peter complains that it's Labor Day and he shouldn't be working on Press Your Luck.

whewfan

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Whammy Got Back
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2004, 05:31:03 AM »
I guess it's safe to say that Weird Al is safe from competition? :-)

I don't know what came over me.... I just thought of that song, and then the line "I like Big Bucks".  Oh well, it was worth a shot.

I got the same reaction when I rapped on stage in high school. Think Mr. "Jiggy Fly" of the Geico commercials and you'll get the idea.

No more song parodies! I promise..... maybe