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JacksonBrowne1980

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What GSN Should Do
« on: April 03, 2008, 06:23:19 PM »
Here is a way to approve GSN

1. Cut down on the karn FF
2. Get more rights to game shows
3. get rid of GSN Live
4. cut down on high stakes poker
5. add an extra hour of game shows (8-8:30 am)
6. add an extra hour of game shows (4-4:30 am)
7. bring back Eubanks CS to the weekday lineup
8. Bring back marshall HS
9. add more classics
10. getr rid of unneeded originals
« Last Edit: April 03, 2008, 06:24:22 PM by JacksonBrowne1980 »
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 06:26:31 PM »
Mail your list to GSN, just like you typed it up there.  I'm sure all of your wildest dreams will come true.

I'll leave it to someone far more bored than myself to dissect your, er, "points."
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 06:39:28 PM »
I'm still trying to figure out how the hell the list is going to approve GSN.

/facepalm
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 07:27:03 PM »
[quote name=\'tpirfan28\' post=\'183218\' date=\'Apr 3 2008, 03:39 PM\']
I'm still trying to figure out how the hell the list is going to approve GSN.[/quote]
Frankly, I'm just surprised he got through that without making a reference to Dragon Tales or "Kimberly."
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2008, 08:01:32 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'183225\' date=\'Apr 3 2008, 07:27 PM\']
Frankly, I'm just surprised he got through that without making a reference to Dragon Tales or "Kimberly."
[/quote]

There, fixed that for you.

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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2008, 08:01:52 PM »
His trading policies gives a hint to what causes his behavior...

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7. [When Trading] Please Edit Out All Anti-Drug Commercials When You Tape My Game Shows; I Don't Like Those Commercials
Besides the fact that that sentence is funny by itself, how many druggies like anti-drug PSAs? And c'mon, doesn't DragonTales just seem like a big trip?
« Last Edit: April 03, 2008, 08:04:18 PM by chad1m »

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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2008, 08:23:19 PM »
[quote name=\'JacksonBrowne1980\' post=\'183213\' date=\'Apr 3 2008, 06:23 PM\']
Here is a way to approve GSN

1. Cut down on the karn FF
2. Get more rights to game shows
3. get rid of GSN Live
4. cut down on high stakes poker
5. add an extra hour of game shows (8-8:30 am)
6. add an extra hour of game shows (4-4:30 am)
7. bring back Eubanks CS to the weekday lineup
8. Bring back marshall HS
9. add more classics
10. getr rid of unneeded originals
[/quote]
11. And stop squeezing the credits!!!1!

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J.R.

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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2008, 08:38:26 PM »
[quote name=\'JacksonBrowne1980\' post=\'183213\' date=\'Apr 3 2008, 05:23 PM\']
Here is a way to approve GSN

*snip*
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2008, 09:19:47 PM »
I Heartily Improve This Product And/Or Service.
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2008, 10:04:09 PM »
Here's the don't list

1) Add more infomercials
2) Lousy GSN originals (FoF anyone?)
3) Crunch credits
4) Put Time Machine on "haywire" so that the mg wheel goes herky-jerky
5) Get out of classic game shows and into reality tv (always wanted to know how dog tastes like)
6) More cards and gambling
7) Lot of Karn Feud (and get sick of doubling points)

Ummmm... oh yeah, they already done all of the above.

New slogan then:
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2008, 10:19:35 PM »
[quote name=\'aaron sica\' post=\'183228\' date=\'Apr 3 2008, 08:01 PM\'][quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'183225\' date=\'Apr 3 2008, 07:27 PM\']Frankly, I'm just surprised he got through that without making a reference to Dragon Tales or "Kimberly."[/quote]There, fixed that for you.[/quote]
You guys have to realize that sometimes we let this stuff through just to amuse you, our loyal patronage.  I didn't happen to be the one who approved this one, but I definitely see the entertainment value of it.
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2008, 10:28:34 PM »
[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' post=\'183237\' date=\'Apr 3 2008, 09:19 PM\']You guys have to realize that sometimes we let this stuff through just to amuse you, our loyal patronage.  I didn't happen to be the one who approved this one, but I definitely see the entertainment value of it.[/quote]Its even better than the shopper's card at Fry's!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2008, 10:28:49 PM by Modor »
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2008, 04:56:10 AM »
Erik, those ideas were TERRIFIC!  Your reward lies behind the following link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gulFaDr4180

(For those who weren't around in the days of ATGS, ask anyone of us who were...we'll be glad to link you to an example)

Edit:  I thought the longer version than the one I originally posted would be more appropriate. :-)
« Last Edit: April 04, 2008, 05:11:22 AM by Johnissoevil »
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2008, 08:26:44 AM »
[quote name=\'Johnissoevil\' post=\'183261\' date=\'Apr 4 2008, 03:56 AM\'] Erik, those ideas were TERRIFIC!  Your reward lies behind the following link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gulFaDr4180

(For those who weren't around in the days of ATGS, ask anyone of us who were...we'll be glad to link you to an example)

Edit:  I thought the longer version than the one I originally posted would be more appropriate. :-) [/quote]

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2008, 11:49:22 AM »
And here I was thinking it was a RickRoll. :)
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